sasquatch
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:22 AM
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A small rant: Automatic Staplers |
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Are we so fat and lazy that we need automatic staplers? Who the fuck is too weak to staple the goddamned papers together by pressing a small lever? :crazy::eyes:
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:24 AM
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johnnie
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:25 AM
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2. I've been screaming that for years |
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And to top it off, not one...not ONE presidential candidate has ever even used that in their platform.
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:02 PM
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3. That's an almost understandable office implement. |
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The one I don't understand is the automatic label peeler. http://www.avery.com/us/products/quickpeel/
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Thu Oct-13-05 02:15 PM
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9. NO WAY!! THAT ONE IS F'ING COOL!!! |
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:05 PM
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4. lol "Office Space" that's my stapler, my stapler |
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That's all I could think of. Mine is a regular old hand stapler btw.
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sasquatch
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Thu Oct-13-05 02:12 PM
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6. You know that streamline came out with their own stapler line afterwards |
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Everyone that saw that movie wanted a streamline stapler.
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Thu Oct-13-05 01:08 PM
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You have never had to staple 1000 sets of anything.
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Thu Oct-13-05 02:14 PM
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7. An excellent point I was just about to make, myself. |
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And 1,000 sets of something 1/4" thick probably hasn't happened to him, either.
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Thu Oct-13-05 02:14 PM
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I'm just so used to the old school "Smack it with your hand" staplers that the easy pushes to me feel like nothing.
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Thu Oct-13-05 02:17 PM
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10. You obviously need to |
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get a real copier that staples!
(I wonder what the OP thinks of those?)
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