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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 02:11 PM
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When worlds collide....
Jenna Bush: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
George Bush: She didn't tell me anything.
Jenna Bush: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
George Bush: I'm not goin' anywhere, Jenna.
Jenna Bush: Get off my property!
George Bush: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Jenna Bush: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
George Bush: Well then do it! Go on!
Jenna Bush: Maybe I will, GOSH!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 02:48 PM
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1. What does that hand sign mean, anyway?
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 03:01 PM
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2. "I am a stupid twit" or "I have no class"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 03:07 PM
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3. Sign of the Illuminati.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 03:12 PM
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4. Assume the position
Blonde Slut: "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Idiot Boy: "Ah, crap. Not this shit again. Okay, I'll empty my pockets, but that's all!"
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