The BK King offers you a sandwich. What do you do?

[giant_robot]

OK, so you're minding your own businiess, working on the steel frame of a highrise, logging in the forest, etc., and out of nowhere, the creepy BK King sticks his great big head into your business and offers you an oversized breakfast sandwich. What do you do?

[xmas74]

1. Shove it down his throat and

see if he sticks around.

[Trigger Hippie]

2. It's meat-normous!!!!

Ack!!!!

[giant_robot]

3. LOL!

I'm so sick of that commercial! I should add an option stating "Giant_Robot's been watching too much TV."

[Trigger Hippie]

4. I don't have cable, but damnit

if it isn't one of the 3 commercials I keep seeing over and over. Blah. And that guy in the king outfit is creepy. :scared:

[StuckinBFE]

5. Beat the BK Kings' ass "Reno 911" style

[bunkerbuster1]

6. I suspect the BK King spots are much funnier when intoxicated

but straight up, they're... um... still pretty damn weird and funny.

Yeah, I'd eat me one a' his sammiches.

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Kick him in the buns

(or more likely, in the nuts... :yoiks: don't want him following me!)
Then run away FAST!

[Patiod]

8. The Quaker Oats Quaker is pretty scary, too

A real Quaker would be wearing jeans and Birkenstocks, and he'd have a beard.

[madinmaryland]

9. That sandwich grosses me out just looking at it.

I would probably blow a load of vomit at him, if he showed the sandwich to me.

:puke:

[WeRQ4U]

10. Probably drop kick him and run away screeching like a preteen girl...

That dude is freaky. That perpetual, evil grin is what gets me. And the cape.

[giant_robot]

11. LOL!

You guys are cracking me up so I'm giving it a kick. :kick:

[Initech]

12. I'd use it to line drywall.

[Left Is Write]

13. Run! Run away!

I'm not taking anything from the King Creepster.

[Gormy Cuss]

14. I'd call Homeland Security.

He's obviously up to something and looks like a foreigner.

[MrSlayer]

15. Take his crown and jam the points into his chest.

Fuck him and his stupid sandwich.

[Lady Freedom]

16. Look around for Ashton Kutcher because you've been punk'd.

Well a girl can dream can't she? Ashton Kutcheris one fine looking evil nymph!