SoCal attorney arrested for keeping 300 dead and living pigeons

[davidinalameda]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/10/13/state/n025351D69.DTL

there's a joke in here somewhere about lawyers and dead pigeons and vodka

An attorney who was found operating on a pigeon that he had sedated with vodka was later arrested after animal control officers raided his house and discovered about 300 living and dead birds in filthy conditions.


"There's droppings everywhere," Patrick Wren, the head of Torrance's animal control department, said Wednesday. "I'm wearing a mask. That says it all."


About 120 dead pigeons filled bags and boxes alongside Gerard Redmond Enright Jr.'s home, Wren said. Others found in pet carriers stacked floor to ceiling throughout the house were euthanized because they were sick or malnourished, he said.

[Zomby Woof]

1. holy shit

That man needs an extended vacation, to say the least. With padding.

[JVS]

2. Some people give up everything to dedicate themselves to science!