Sure didn't take long for this Viking joke

[Divameow77]

sit right back and you'll hear a tale...


A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships.

The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
But the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour. A three hour tour.

The action started getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
There wouldn't have been such a huff.

The boats turned around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not friends, 'cause all's not lost
The Vikings finally scored!

[Democrats_win]

1. LOL.