Matcom's days of Minnesota Vikings party guru are over

[sasquatch]

But I wonder if he'll do a DU gathering on lake Minnetonka.
:D
Pro football players accused of taking part in "wild sex party" on yachts

Minneapolis, Minnesota - Graphic details are coming to light about allegations that several Minnesota Vikings players held what's being called a "wild sex party" on a cruise at a suburban Minneapolis lake last week.

Reports surfaced that the cruise happened on October 6 on Lake Minnetonka.

Hennepin County sheriffs are investigating allegations of prostitution and lewd behavior.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19921

[Deja Q]

1. And if found not guilty of charges, they should have a new stadium built,

paid for ENTIRELY by taxpayers!!!

:sarcasm:

[sasquatch]

2. If it's an outdoor stadium I'll allow it

[no name no slogan]

3. First he'd have to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

obligatory "Purple Rain" reference

[sasquatch]

4. Kick

:kick:

[matcom]

5. that's alright

i've just been named "Dallas Cowboy Blow Inspector" :D

[sasquatch]

6. I thought they got rid of you after Michael Irving complained

:shrug:

[matcom]

7. he complained that i 'inspected' too thoroughly

Jimmy Jones disagreed

[matcom]

8. i got my start as the head of the Dexter Manley school for reading

:P

[sasquatch]

9. Oh wow, you taught in Texas!

You don't even need to go to school to teach in Texas.