Archae
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Fri Oct-14-05 12:14 AM
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How to feel old... (1975 and 2005) |
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BTW, I was 15, back in 1975.
This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2005: EKG
1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office
1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system
1975: Disco
2005: Costco
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
1975: Whatever
2005: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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Shine
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Fri Oct-14-05 12:48 AM
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I've seen this bandied about the internet before, but it still makes me laugh...and yes, feel OLD.
I was 11 in 1975.
Time marches on, right, friend?
:hi: Shine
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:54 AM
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We keep getting older, and the stuff we wouldn't be caught dead saying or doing, we are saying and doing...
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Fri Oct-14-05 12:54 AM
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2. I was 10 in '75 , I just have one |
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1975: Laughing at my Dad's beer gut
2005: Asking my son why he's laughing
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Fri Oct-14-05 12:56 AM
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3. Makes me feel pretty young. |
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Fri Oct-14-05 01:07 AM
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4. Perhaps instead of kidney stones... |
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1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Roling Stones
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Fri Oct-14-05 06:43 AM
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6. Man this makes even me feel old. |
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Fri Oct-14-05 07:01 AM
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7. Oh, how I enjoyed this |
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