"Great, another thing I'm not good at"

[Jamastiene]

10. "This should make up for me waiting a week to respond to the hurricane"

9. "Dang, this is fun--I should bring a hammer to cabinet meetings"

8. "Why won't they let me handle the power tools?"

7. "Great, another thing I'm not good at"

6. "This is the kind of thing we should be paying Halliburton 800 bucks an hour to do"

5. "Do I get to keep the hard hat?"

4. "It's Hammer Time!"

3. "I've got to finish pretending to build a house so I can go pretend to comfort people"

2. "Georgie's gonna need another five weeks off"

1. "Only thing Clinton ever nailed was that hefty intern"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20051012.shtml

A few really funny ones are listed under October:
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive_October2005.shtml

There are a lot of other good ones in the archive including this one:

Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again

10. "Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"

9. "Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"

8. "During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"

7. "Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"

6. "Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"

5. "He's been pronouncing words correctly"

4. "Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"

3. "He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's telephone number'"

2. "Even the twins are urging him to slow down"

1. "Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's dynamite ass'"

Enjoy.