LIBS HAVE NO MORELS!!!!!!!!!

[Mutley]

Yahoo post of the day!

http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=&action=m&board=37138459&tid=apbushiraq&sid=37138459&mid=49039&thr=49039&cur=49039&dir=d

This was first posted in GD, but I just had to share it with you guys.

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Wow. So true. I only have porcini. n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. I wish I had some morels.

I'm making eggs.

But in this economy, who can afford them?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Gotta go pick 'em yourself!

Thanks for the culinary earworm!

[Shell Beau]

3. I guess that is b/c we are morAns!!

[Mutley]

40. No, they're MORANS!

:D

[Cathyclysmic]

4. Are you series?

[billyskank]

5. Yes we are so immorrle.

:(

[Mutley]

41. immorrle,

imorrele, imorrrellee. Damn, I hate not being able to spell!

[Mutley]

6. Best reply:

by: sans711souci (45/New Jersey, USA) 10/13/05 10:47 pm
Msg: 49093 of 59016
7 recommendations

Learn how to spell, then go brush your tooth.


Posted as a reply to: Msg 49039 by baghdad_brian

[MN ChimpH8R]

15. LOL

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

So true, so true.....

[OldEurope]

20. My favorite reply was the "help the disabled" thing

ROFLMAO

[Mutley]

25. That too.

Heehee!

:D

[leftofthedial]

7. Our portobellos keep getting in the way

true conservatives use only plain white buttons and then only in the missionary position.

[Mutley]

8. ...

:spank:

:D

[gollygee]

9. They used to grow in my backyard

for about 3 years and then there were no more.

*sigh*

[Mutley]

10. Too bad.

Morels are good.

[Mutley]

11. C'mon Lizards! This is funny stuff.

This is the new Morans!

[MN ChimpH8R]

13. Well, it's not morel season up here in Minnesota

But I sure wish I had some. Sauteed in an herb/butter garlic sauce and tossed with fettucine. :9

[Mutley]

14. Yum!

:D

[hfojvt]

22. I think he/she is just taunting us liberals

that's probably what he/she had for dinner and conservatives don't like to share.

[MN ChimpH8R]

23. Leftovers last night

for this impoverished judge's clerk.:) But I can dream!

[no name no slogan]

26. Yeah, sadly that's passed us by

I work with a guy who's a morel hunter. He got some good specimens this year. It was a good year apparently.

[pdx_prog]

16. This is HUGH!!!!!!111!!!

[Mutley]

19. Are you SERIES!!!11!!!

:rofl:

[Iris]

17. Yeah? Well at least we have Nestle morsels!

[Mutley]

21. Mmmmm. Morsels.

[nickgutierrez]

18. GET A BRAIN, MORAN!

Oh geez... stupid right-wingers and their spelling gaffes. They never fail to amaze (and amuse) me.

[Lady Freedom]

42. You know, it may be the same guy?

:hide:

[Mutley]

43. It could be.

That guy could have a series!!!11 problem with "m" words.

[DemBones DemBones]

24. Don't truffle with me.

;-)

[Mutley]

27. kick

:kick:

Because it's just too funny to let go that easily.

:D

[anarch]

28. oooh, it's too true...

I can barely afford porcinis! Why, oh why, do the morels have to cost so very much?

:cry:

[Mutley]

30. I don't know...

but you could go hunting for them yourself, during the proper season of course.

I only had them once, but, MMMMMMM!

I could never hunt for them myself, my luck I'd get some trippy one, or a poisonous one.

[arwalden]

29. "Learn how to spell, then go brush your tooth. "

[Mutley]

32. LMAO!

That's my favorite post on the whole thread.

:D :D

[Zomby Woof]

31. Although I have no "morels'

I do have a good parables. :crazy:

[Mutley]

34. Heehee!

*snicker*

Freepers are fun. :D

[LSK]

33. gotta love the yahoo flameboards

Lots of HUGH Morans there!

[Mutley]

36. Yes! Thankfully, I didn't find this myself.

It was in GD.

I used to go into the Yahoo political chat rooms, and PHEW! It was worse than GD.

[LSK]

38. i find them pretty entertaining at times

GD is a breeze compared to yahoo thou. It can get brutal.

[Left Is Write]

I should hope not! I hate mushrooms!

[Mutley]

39. I love mushrooms.

:9

[TK421]

35. Isn't that a generic brand of cigarettes?

Morels? :shrug:

[Mutley]

37. I don't know.

Probably!

In that case I don't have morels, I have marlboros.

[pdx_prog]

44. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

[Mutley]

47. Hell, I don't know.

Has to be somewhere around a trillion. :crazy:

[deadparrot]

45. Damn straight. In this economy? Those fuckers are expensive. nt

[MN ChimpH8R]

46. Someone over there likes DU

worst are at Democratic Underground
by: dman4384 10/14/05 11:59 am
Msg: 59353 of 59924

Those people are moonbats beyond belief.

No where else is there a more self righteous, immoral group of people.

GO here for a good laugh.
_____________________________

If you kept your mouth shut.
by: google_bombing (33/M/Maine) 10/14/05 01:17 pm
Msg: 59622 of 59925
3 recommendations

You wouldn't be recognized as a blathering idiot.


Posted as a reply to: Msg 59353 by dman4384
______________________________________________

The Yahoo OP was mercilessly beaten down.

[Mutley]

48. LOL!

I have to go and read the new comments I haven't seen! I bet some freeper, or freeper wanna-be, saw this or the orininal thread and decided to go over there and knock DU.

HEY FREEPER! COME KNOCK DU ON DU, YOU WHINY P***Y!

[geniph]

49. I couldn't resist offering the OP

some amanitas...

[Mutley]

50. LMAO!

It's too bad he's still trying to figure out what it means!

[geniph]

51. Maybe he thinks I offered him Anita Bryant!

[Mutley]

52. Ha!

That's right. He's all excited now. :spank: for getting that freeper excited.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

53. its true

very rarely do i have morels around

[Mutley]

54. Hey, I've only had 'em once.

:D

[Arugula Latte]

55. Oh, Shittake

We may not have morels, but we have more fun(gus).

[Mutley]

59. Heehee.

They make it so easy for us, don't they?

[freethought]

56. Not surprising. Morels are hard to find,

hence, they are expensive!! So it's really not surprising that "Libs Have No Morels". Will portobello, porcini, shitake, or regular white mushrooms do?

There were some great replies to that thread!! "Work on your spelling then go brush your tooth". HAHA. Too funny!!

[Mutley]

58. I suppose we can make do with those other muchrooms.

That was my favorite reply on the whole thread. I noticed the OP never came back to defend himself. Hmmmm, I wonder why? :think: :D

[chaska]

57. I found a morel once that was 10 inches long....

I couldn't eat it though. I had heard that there were poisonous false morels, and this one was so freakishly large that I was afraid of it.

[Mutley]

60. Jeez! I probably wouldn't have eaten it either.

I'd have to buy it, because my luck I'd manage to get a poisonous one.