Funniest things you see on DU.

[tjwash]

To me, and this does not happen very often, but is absolutely hilarious when it does, is when a raging flame war is being waged with an obvious disruptor, and they get welcomed to DU in the middle of it by newyawker99.

It usually goes something like this:

**BITE ME YOU IDIOT

**What a stupid f-ing thing to say, how can you even THINK that?

**HI Freepmeister32, WELCOME TO DU!!:hi:

**Listen shithead....

Hey, if we can't laugh about ourselves, what CAN we laugh about? What about you guys? Is there anything about DU that just makes you crack up when it happens?

[meganmonkey]

"Can we PLEASE not have any more threads about (insert annoying topic)???

Those are my favorite threads.

Dumbass, you just STARTED A NEW THREAD ABOUT IT!!!

:rofl:

[tjwash]

5. I love those. Can we please have no more threads about...

...making little statues from your cats hairballs?

I usually grab the pop corn for those.

Or what is even stranger, is when you open up a completely innocent looking thread about something like what diet you have your dog on, and it is a full on meltdown flamefest...

[redqueen]

9. hehehe... I love those too!

:D

[Renew Deal]

26. This Thread is NoMiNaTeD!!!!

You rule dude! Your liberalness is awe inspiring. :yourock:

[IntravenousDemilo]

36. Ooooh, yeah

Especially when there's that cAvaLIeR aTTiTude tOwaRdS uPPeR and loWeR caSE...

[underpants]

1. I do that from time to time

It mostly is meant as a KISSOFF as well as a means to check and see how long they last.

You are right it is very funny-sort of in a naive unaware of the situation "Are you guys playing cards?" (Animal House) kind of way.

[no name no slogan]

2. DU THIS POLL!!!!

Seriously, who the fsck cares about some stupid-ass online poll? The results don't mean sh!t, since their self-selecting, and the only people who honestly give a ripe fsck about them are either freepers or Wolf Blitzer.

[matcom]

6. bingo

we have a winner!

[tjwash]

11. Done and kicked!

[DS1]

31. I vote this reply

:D

[jonnyblitz]

3. "It's MORONS not MORANS! " i love THOSE threads

were the newbie doesn't know we INTENTIONALLY misspell this word and you can tell they have been stewing over this and they finally post a thread all exacerbated over it.

[Renew Deal]

19. That cracks me up too.

:rofl: Usually it's a smart ass freeper.

[IntravenousDemilo]

37. Yes, those are HUGH!!!!1111 n/m

[KitchenWitch]

The silly "Mods - _____ is doing ______" threads

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

15. or the even sillier, Why did the mods lock this or that thread

or calling out a specific mod for locking a thread

[southlandshari]

16. ....

:hug:

[MalibuChloe]

4. I'm leaving DU!

:-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. I laugh even harder when someone like underpants or DS1 says, "Okay

see you tomorrow!" :hi:

[matcom]

7. post your picture!

:eyes:
























































:hide:

[SoCalDem]

10. before you leave, so we can make fun of you when you leave

:evilgrin:

[dubyaD40web]

8. (________) for president!!!

[Renew Deal]

28. Listen jerkass, Clark is God!!!

And anyone who doesn't recognize that is a loser.

[tjwash]

40. No way. Kerry is gonna give it another shot...

:P

[tjwash]

12. When someone posts an obvious urban myth that's been flying around...

...to hell and back on the net, and asks "OMG!!OMG!11!! is tihs true???"

[Richardo]

13. IMPEACH * NOW!!!

AND CHENEY!!!!
AND RICE!!
AND ROVE!!
etc
etc
etc

OK we'll get right on that.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. When people post in LBN days late, or

when something breaks and theres about 5 to 10 threads ever fifteen minutes about it

[Renew Deal]

20. BREAKING: BUSH FELL OFF HIS BIKE!!!

[Renew Deal]

21. CNN: Bush fell off his bike (again).

[Renew Deal]

22. Bush fell off his bike (Reuters)

[Renew Deal]

23. Should breast feeding be illegal?

[Renew Deal]

25. M$RNC: Bush fell of his bike (moran)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. I find that funny too. I personally can't bear to "welcome" people I feel

to be obvious disruptors, except with the occasional "umm... welcome to DU!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. 'OMG!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT MSNBC JUST DID???'

And then they don't freakin' say what it was. :grr:

Oh, wait... did you mean funny ha-ha or funny stupid? :shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. When a joke gets posted a brazillion times.

:hi:

[Renew Deal]

27. Two Jews walk into a bar

... :beer:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. ...mitzvah?

[Renew Deal]

29. Why do my Chemtrail threads keep getting locked?

I have been coming here for 10 years and I don't get why? This is CENSORSHIP! The left is as bad as the right. And BTW, Bush caused the tsunami with a nuke.

[southlandshari]

46. ROTFLMAO!

Excellent choice!

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

30. "This is hilarious!"

"Go to Google, type in miserable failure, and click I'm Feeling Lucky."

[DS1]

32. I'm leaving DU

to go do "insert something menial and totally unfucking funny"

Good, fuck off.

[DS1]

33. OMG! BRILLIANT!

RANDI just called BUSH Cracktoes McHandypants! Run with it, DUERS!

Always call Bush Cracktoes McHandypants! Your friends will pick up on the joke eventually and it'll spread!

... three days later

OMG! FOOOKIN BRILLIANT!!!
RANDI just called Cracktoes McHandypants Slimbelt Von Knuckledrawers! OMG OMG :rofl: :rofl:

... same day, next week

RAND JUST CALLED SLIMBELT VON KNUCKLEDRAWERS CHOLULA UNDER THE MOONLIGHT!! OMFG I'm LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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morons

[Der Blaue Engel]

34. I often welcome freepish newbies just to see what they'll do

and to let them know we see them. What I find even funnier is when someone leaps in to defend an obvious troll and tells them to stick around.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

35. Yeah "don't be scared by some of the tough responses to your trollbait."

"We're really a nice bunch here at DU" LOL

[newyawker99]

39. Hi tjwash!!

Welcome to DU even though I know you
are up to no good and will probably
be banned soon. :-)

I always give the person the benefit
of the doubt even though he/she looks
fishy. I look at it this way. At least
he/she was treated good before the bomb
was dropped.

Thanks for you post. It made my day!

:hi:

[tjwash]

41. God I miss you as a mod!

Come back, please!!!

J/K, you did your time, and served distinctly and we love you to pieces because of it.:toast:

[Renew Deal]

42. I don't. She had an anti-PETA slant.

:silly:

[newyawker99]

44. SHHHHHH!! You'll give away my secret!

:-)

[southlandshari]

47. That, plus she liked to run around topless in the mod forum.

And put the rest of us Mod Girls Gone Wild to shame!

:cry:

[BeFree]

50. Really?

Tell me again, how does one become a Mod?

I hear the pay is good, too?

[southlandshari]

57. Absolutely.

If I knew how one becomes a mod, I'd make sure I never ever did it again.

I just had too much to drink one night and found myself here.

:shrug:


Pay? Hmmmm. I sure haven't seen a check yet, but there are non-monetary forms of compensation.

Who wouldn't want to see newyawker99 topless, or know just whether or not BigMcLargeHuge is really, well.....BigMcLargeHuge?

The mod hot tub is a wonderful thing!

:P

[unblock]

60. are volunteer wages taxable?

:shrug:

[rasputin1952]

61. How come I'm the only one in the Hot Tub????

[newyawker99]

64. I will join you later Ras.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

65. ....

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Where on earth did you get that smiley?!!






















:rofl:

[newyawker99]

66. LMAO!

:rofl:

[newyawker99]

55. LMAO!!

:rofl:

Oh, the stories I could tell! :evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

56. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I know exactly what stories you could tell!!

And I don't think you should jeopardize your unparalleled reputation as moderator emeritus by telling any of them....

....and making me lock this as a sex thread!

:evilgrin:


:hug:

[newyawker99]

58. Sex??? Poor innocent me?

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

59. ROTFLMAO!!

:rofl:

You? Innocent?

Oh ok. The rest of them have no idea. I'll play along!

;)

[newyawker99]

62. We can never reveal the secret. We took a vow.

LOL! :rofl:

[newyawker99]

43. As Arnold says....I'll be baaaack.

I am just taking a little rest.

[CantGetFooledAgain]

48. Today somebody wrote:

"This is HUGH!!!!11111oneoneoneone"

Typing out "oneoneoneone"? Fookin' brilliant!

[Olney Blue]

49. Some of the photoshops make me laugh out loud.

[Gregorian]

51. Someone posted this.

It kills me. I am still trying to figure out how the shaping was done in photoshop.

[bridgit]

53. that iz fuck't up phunny...

:rofl:

[Maestro]

68. How degrading!

To Beavis and Butthead! :mad:

[bridgit]

52. that's funny as well utterly, completely & absolutely true...

i just seen newyawker99 walking through the high drama din of a food fight without so much as a drop of gravy landing of her shoelace

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

54. Kick

:kick:

[ScreamingMeemie]

63. Help me debunk this email.

:hi:

[Renew Deal]

67. kick

:kick:

[uppityperson]

69. you guys in general. And southlandshari (?)s threadlocking comments

Such as "efinitely not something left to participants on an internet message board to determine.

And ESPECIALLY not the characters who loiter about in the Lounge!"

Hey, what's wrong with the characters here?

[southlandshari]

70. "What's wrong with the characters here?"

Don't get me started, darlin'...

:P

[newyawker99]

71. Yeah, dont get her started!!

:D