"If you take one more bite of meatball, you can have some flan."

[eyesroll]

(I made tapas.)

She takes one more bite of meatball (she'd already eaten some, so I knew she liked them) chews it twice, and spits it out.

Her dad and I just stare at her. Finally: "Is something wrong with the meatball?"

"No. You just said take a bite. You didn't say swallow."

:eyes:

This child is three.

[zanne]

1. Enroll that child in law school immediately!

She knows her way around legalities! (Sounds like you've got your hands full).

[eyesroll]

2. Heh...I'm hoping to be law-school bound myself...

I wonder if she overheard my LSAT prep or something. ;-)

She's not mine (BF's kid) but DAMN can she be literal.

"I want to lick you."
"No, ew, please don't."
"I'm gonna lick you!"
"You told me I was a lion; you can't lick a lion."
"You're not a lion anymore. You're a lollipop."

She got her lick...

[CanuckAmok]

3. Cool, now you can hit her with the flan.

And when she says :wtf: you can say she had the flan.