Scouting for Camel toes

[TK421]

:popcorn:

[Lady Freedom]

1. TK421!!!

Skinner will see this and get angry. You Don't want to see Skinner ANGRY!:scared: :hide:

[TK421]

3. Your right...this was in poor taste and I should have known better

Sorry Skinner:hide:

[Arkana]

5. Yeah, that whole "GRRRR!!! SEX THREADS MAKE SKINNER MAD!!!!"

"SKINNER SMASH! SKINNER CRUSH! RRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

[TK421]

7. I forget, did gamma rays weaken him or make him stronger?

:think:

[Richard Steele]

2. Here:

[TK421]

4. All right, lets keep 'em coming!

:applause: :bounce:

[giant_robot]

6. Here's a link.

http://ctoe.bolt.com/

Not that I've ever been there, or anything. Actually, a friend of mine told me about that link. A very, very *bad* friend.

[TK421]

8. I have lots of very bad friends- they're just the bestest, aren't they?

;)

[giant_robot]

14. Yes! Here's to all my bad friends!

[bridgit]

9. wuba wuba, let the nose in first & the toes will follow...

[TK421]

26. ewwwww....not with THAT beast!

[Richard Steele]

10. Karl Rove should suffice to bring this thread to a screeching halt:

[TK421]

13. AAARGGGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES....GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EYES?

[Richard Steele]

15. Now you know why they call me "dick". LOL!

[TK421]

17. I cna;t sea whaata im tippingl. s glgpehaldh lsep AAAARGGGG

[Richard Steele]

23. The goggles didn't help a bit, did they?

Be very careful what you wish for, because sometimes you get it.

[TK421]

24. damn you.....DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!

[Richard Steele]

30. You think it's bad now? Wait until you go to sleep!

Once that image is in your brain,
it ain't NEVER coming out!

Even the WORD "cameltoe" is gonna be "KARL-toe" from now on!

Sweet dreams!

[TK421]

36. I'll listen to thrash metal before I go to sleep...that might help

[bridgit]

19. YOU'RE eyes MY EYES!!!

:scared:

[DS1]

11. 4 out of 5 in the first row

Not bad

[TK421]

16. ding ding ding ding ding!!! Ladies and gents, we have ourselves a winner!

Of course, kudos to everyone else who participated

[DS1]

27. *snort*

I've been winning a shitload of these threads recently :7

[TK421]

32. What can I say? You're the man!

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

34. Other winners include this total domination of the 'post a pic of yourself

with someone famous' thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4144235&mesg_id=4144248

[TK421]

35. Was that you? Impressive....I'd like to meet the big dawg myself

[DS1]

38. Yup, that was me

Long, and good story behind it, Clinton made a good number of friends that day.

And even more friends when about a month later and quite unexpectedly, our unit got a large envelope from the White House, and in it was an 8x10 glossy of Clinton shaking every single one of our hands. That's one hand each, of course :D

[TK421]

41. You're a lucky man DS1-thank you for everything you've done

I mean it:thumbsup:

[DS1]

47. No prob

:thumbsup:

[MrSlayer]

12. Why aren't you at your post anyway?

I'd hate to have to let the Grand Moff know of your dereliction.

[TK421]

20. The more Tarkin tightens his grip, the more star systems will slip through

his fingers;)

[-..__...]

18. Google for the video.

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

[TK421]

21. I want the album NOW

[-..__...]

49. Never mind the album.

If you look close enough, KalashniKitty is showing her "biscuit".

[In_The_Wind]

22. I got your Camel Toes ...

[TK421]

25. Are you getting frisky with me? God I sure hope so....

:pals:

[In_The_Wind]

29. could be ...

what are you offering if I am ...

:blush:

:pals:

[TK421]

33. Ummmm....well, I make really good steak and eggs

if you like steak and eggs,that is

[In_The_Wind]

40. I love steak and eggs ...

[TK421]

43. HA! then you'll go crazy over my cheesesteaks, too!

Pats? Genos? Who the hell are those guys? I do make a mean steak!!!:smoke:

[In_The_Wind]

50. hmmm

well ...

since you put it that way

I've been known to drive a very long way for a good steak ...

[Cannikin]

28. Camel toe Galactica

[DS1]

31. There's no toe there

Those are her firm little buttcheeks showing through from the other side.

[no name no slogan]

37. Camel toes, eh? I got yr. Camel toes

[TK421]

39. OH-MY-GOD Tell me that isn't you

please tell me that's not you

[A HERETIC I AM]

42. Somebody shoot that fucking guy......

For general geekiness, if nothing else.

Ok ok...i have an outfit just like that and i occasionally mow the lawn in it.....BUT SHOOT HIM ANYWAY!

[DS1]

45. I think you're jealous

[Richard Steele]

48. Hey, who among us can say they never mowed the lawn like that?

A couple beers, and I'm racing out the door
to borrow the neighbor's weed whacker:

[DS1]

44. I'll give Tronguy credit - he went that one step further than the rest

of the Tron crowd.

And he was really easy to use for photoshopping GOPIsEvil's head over :D

[RFK LIVES ON]

51. Two words...

...reduced sperm-count.

uuuuuuuummmmmmm.
By the looks of him maybe it's better for the world. :silly:

[TK421]

46. My day is over here...time to kill this thread. See everyone tomorrow

good night! :D

[AntiCoup2K4]

52. Uncle Dick in all his unholy camel toe glory

Seriously, what the FUCK is he carrying around in those pants? And no, I don't mean what's supposed to be there!

[southlandshari]

53. If DS1 has already won the contest,

that means I can go ahead and lock this baby, right?

:popcorn:

[TK421]

54. Okay, someone pass me some popcorn because I'm fresh out

[southlandshari]

55. Here ya go....

I've got plenty to spare. I just loooooooooove popcorn!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[TK421]

56. With extra butter? or would that be considered a sex thread?

[southlandshari]

57. That's just asking too much.

Just posting the popcorn smiley was a big step for me. Have mercy!

[TK421]

58. Bless your heart, I was only teasing

:pals: