A sure sign to know your relationship is about to tank.....

[WCGreen]

Getting your significant others name tattooed on place only a lover or someone showering next to you would see.....

[In_The_Wind]

1. That's why ...

I don't have anyones name or initials tattooed anywhere ...

[WCGreen]

3. Inspection time......

[In_The_Wind]

5. ahem ...

by who ...

[WCGreen]

6. By the little guy on Fantasy Island....

[In_The_Wind]

7. eye level ...

pass ...












next suggestion ...

[BeFree]

11. Joan..

I hate to do this on a public forum, but I have to tell you.

I don't Love you.

I'm not sure I ever did, you were always just some kind of a fantasy. Sorry to have to tell you this way. In front of all your DU friends, and the whole world, and all, but really, we were never going anywhere anyway, right?

[In_The_Wind]

12. BeFree!

you don't mind if I'm not totally crushed - do you ...

I mean - it's not like you were the best ...

or anything like that ...

[BeFree]

16. What? Not the best?

I'm crushed. I can't believe you'd say that in public. My reputation is ruined!

[In_The_Wind]

19. Well ~ maybe ...

IF You Had Put Just A Little Love Into The Action ...

you know a bit of the old _ _ _ _ in the _ _ _ _ ...

with some gusto ...

really - do you remember - just at the precise moment - you started talking politics ...

next time focus Darlin' focus ...

[BeFree]

24. Hey,

Truth be known, You never gave me a chance. You never let me get close, always kept me where I felt a thousand miles away. What was I to do" In order to keep my sanity, I had to think of something else. You drove me damn near crazy!

[In_The_Wind]

27. sure sure - blame it all on me ...

just like all the others ...

what could I expect ...

I open my lovin' arms and you say I won't let you get close ...

thousands of miles indeed ...

all you needed to do was reach out to me and I would have braved the miles to be by your side ...

but no ... all you could think about was politics

[BeFree]

29. Sure,

That's what they all say. I've heard that before.

Look, Lady. Stop with the luvy-duvy emails. It really could have been something... you and I. But it's over. I don't Love you!

I still like you tho... as a friend.

[In_The_Wind]

30. Alright Already ...

but you'll miss me ...


And BTW don't bother sending me any of those - look me up in 20 years love notes I've seen my share of those ...





if it must be that way ...

bye

[BeFree]

32. Wait...

Let's sleep on it. The fear of losing you forever weighs heavy on my mind. I just don't know if I could live without you.

I'm sorry, I take back everything I said. Please, forgive me. Ok now I'm crying. See, see how you drive me crazy? Gawd, I've never had a woman like you. This could be the start of something beautiful, if you'll just give me another chance.

[In_The_Wind]

33. I'm a sucker ...

for a good story ...

I'm never one to turn my back on sincerity ...

We could give it one_more_try.

[BeFree]

34. Oh thank gawd

I'll even get a tattoo!

[In_The_Wind]

37. No Tattoos! Please!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Hmmm..my dear WC.......

This is an interesting musing, I must say......

Wondering why on earth you are thinking this?

Good to see you, BTW.....

[WCGreen]

4. I have no tatoos.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Nor do I........

And no desire for any, either...

[WCGreen]

26. I don't want any tattoo's.....

But I like's 'em on my lady friends....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. Is that a bribe......?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

39. Naw, I don't much care one way or the other....

Unless they got I love Earle tattooed acrost their chest thingies...

[BeFree]

9. It happens everytime...

Just when I feel an overwhelming sense of Love.... BAM!

Oh well. The ride on the way up is always better than the drop off the other side. I have, however, learned to not make longlasting evidence like tattos. That's gotta hurt.

[WCGreen]

10. Yea, I imagine it would....

I just had a friend who had his lovers name tatooed on his ass...

They broke up about three days later....

She said he was stoopid, or sumthin'

[BeFree]

13. She was right?

I think they'll get back together. Tell him to act like she never existed. She'll either come running back to him, or he'll soon enough forget. Except for that tatoo. Can he see it in the mirror?

[WCGreen]

15. Yes, yes he can.....

There is no going back on this one.....

[BeFree]

17. Well,

He'd best get a plan going. Ignoring them drives them wild. Or place wanted ads for girls with the same name?

[WCGreen]

20. Her reaction was enough to say enough and realize

he was saved from the biggest mistake of his life....

What if he didn't get the tattoo and ended up marrying this girl...

All that pent up hostility would someday explode and then that blond anchor court lady on CNN headline news, which isn;t really headline anymore since this one has an hour show, would talk and talk and talk about the man who run over his wife at a gas station thirty three times....

Yea, she was that kind a woman....

[BeFree]

28. I once had a girl

Or should I say
she once had me

---------------
Headline news is a bad scene man, a bad scene.

[bridgit]

14. Your Tattoo ~ Sammy Kershaw

I got you under my skin a long time ago:
Just a little tattoo to let the world know
That there'd never be no one for me but you.
But you turned out to be a bad heartache,
And I found someone to take your place.
Now, what am I gonna do with your tattoo?

Well, it won't wash off or fade away,
And I'm stuck with you till my dying day.
It's just a picture of a girl in her birthday suit,
With her cowboy hat and her cowboy boots.
I'd can go to the man, and have him erase,
Or have him put a moustache on your face.
Now, what am I gonna do with your tattoo?

When my baby sees you, she starts to cry.
When I tell her I love her, she says it's a lie,
'Cause she thinks you're the one that I'm dreamin' of.
Then she gets mad at me and pounds on you
Until my arm turns black and blue.
Now, what am I gonna do with your tattoo?

It won't leave me like you did.
Now, what am I gonna do with your tattoo?

[WCGreen]

18. I like that.....

[Blue-Jay]

21. It usually tanks when you post about your troubles on a message board.

:yoiks:

[WCGreen]

22. I would never get a tattoo....

Maybe that's my problem.....

[Blue-Jay]

23. Oh! I wasn't snarking at you.

Sorry if it seemed that way.

I've yet to see a tattoo of Herve Villechaize. That would rock.

[WCGreen]

25. You could put it on the bicep

of a little person weight lifter....

And when he flexed...

It would go De Plane......

I didn;t think you were dissin me or anything....

I thought it was funny...

[no name no slogan]

31. Tattoo by The Who

Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn't understand

Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'l be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude

Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
To you

=================================================

Pete Townshend is a fscking genius.

[WCGreen]

35. PT never seems to get the credit he is due...

[Wapsie B]

36. .....

:popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

40. .