Conventional Beheadings, who else is appalled by them?

[Wapsie B]

I mean the Guillotine is so last week.

:spank:

[Jamastiene]

1. Thanks. LOL

:rofl:

Let's hope no one from GD sees this one. If they do, I'm popping some :popcorn: and getting ready just in case.

[Wapsie B]

4. You're welcome.

:)

Get ready for the GD seige!!

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

2. They used to use sharpened swords on royalty & VIPs

back in the day - but the executioners had to have a good aim, which they sometimes didn't.........

[Wapsie B]

3. Oh that could get real messy.

:puke:

[In_The_Wind]

5. OMG

[Wapsie B]

6. Yes my dear Joan.

:)

I've got a warped sense of humor.

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

7. I luv it!

[Wapsie B]

8. Where do you get

those smilies?

Yeah I'm trying to get my humor out there.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Here My Dear ...

http://www.websmileys.com/violent7.htm

[Wapsie B]

10. Thank you!

[In_The_Wind]

13. Oh My!

[Wapsie B]

14. Oh yes.

[In_The_Wind]

16. What Have I Done!

[Wapsie B]

17. Hey this energy I'd love to put into a relationship

has got to be expressed somewhere. Sick humor just hits me sometimes. ;-)

[In_The_Wind]

19. hmmm

Whatever ...

[Wapsie B]

20. yeah yeah yeah........

Whatever? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

24. Whatever

:loveya:

[ErisFiveFingers]

11. Are you suggesting using something less conventional for beheadings?

Say, a beheading using only a Turkey baster, or maybe beheadings using a small, pink, squirrel?

[Wapsie B]

12. Chainsaw actually

[El Fuego]

15. But it's so cutting edge.

Ba dum bum.

[Wapsie B]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[nickgutierrez]

21. Reading Nabokov, by any chance?

"Invitation to a Beheading", specifically?

[Wapsie B]

22. No I'm not.

Just had a strong urge for a copycat thread. :)

[nickgutierrez]

23. Oh. Crap.

There is a tremendously odd (in the Nabokovian fashion) scene in the very beginning of the book I referenced, where the person in charge of the defense of the main character in a sentencing hearing actually argues for "traditional decapitation" or something like that - making you wonder what the alternative was.

[Wapsie B]

25. My guess would be an axe and a chopping block

or a large bladed knife similar to a machete.