Are you a thought criminal?

[xmas74]

Why not have test night tonight(like we don't have it every night in the Lounge)

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9186988151733677121

The Brotherhood
You are 82% Thought Criminal!
Doubleplusgood! You are no mere thought criminal -- you are the sworn enemy of everything that the Party stands for. You don't believe a word of their propaganda. I welcome you as a brother or sister in arms for the revolution. Together, we will fight Big Brother to the end! Down with Big Brother! If you're a woman... I know of a place in the woods, out in the countryside, where we can be alone together for a few hours, away from any telescreens.

[AirmensMom]

1. Whew, that was long!

Here's how I did:

Thought Criminal
You are 60% Thought Criminal!

Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101.

:hi:

[xmas74]

2. Yours doesn't sound as bad.

I was propositioned in my answer.

[AirmensMom]

3. That's because I'm already dead.

I don't exist ... not much fun propositioning me. :rofl:

[xmas74]

5. I, OTOH, sound like the testwriter's dream girl.

[AirmensMom]

8. You sure do!

These are fun! :bounce:

[xmas74]

11. Here's the site.

www.okcupid.com
I find alot of tests here and so do quite a few DU'ers.
There are some rather raunchy ones on there too. I've learned alot about my sexuality as seen by others. Turns out I'm a dirty, dirty girl (according to some punk kids who've probably never had sex w/ an actual person).

[AirmensMom]

12. HAHAHA!

Yeah, I was just there looking at all the tests. :)

[xmas74]

14. the dominatrix tests on there are really fun.

[WCGreen]

4. Thankfully, thinking about sex almost all the time is still not illegal

or I would truly be a first degree felon.....

I will take the test after dinner....

[xmas74]

6. It's a long one.

[WCGreen]

33. That, my dear....

Is what we call a slow fat one right over the plate.....

[bigwillq]

7. 52% Thought Criminal

Thought Criminal
You are 52% Thought Criminal!
Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101

[xmas74]

9. How is it that I, the soccer mom,

has the highest score and the most anger towards society and government?
There must be something wrong w/ the test.

[AirmensMom]

15. Road rage.

That explains it ... soccer moms have road rage. That makes you mad at everyone. ;)

[xmas74]

17. Or the fact that I just look like a soccer mom

but have the soul of a hardcore punk.

[AirmensMom]

19. You look like a soccer mom?

What, you drive an SUV?

[xmas74]

20. Hell no!

I have that casual dress look and 30-something hair.
I drive a '94 Tracer. If I had the money I'd drive a hybrid.

I need to quit dissing soccer moms. I am a soccer coach in RL so I should be nice about myself.

[AirmensMom]

21. Phew!

Had me worried. ;)

You're right ... be nice about yourself. :hug:

[xmas74]

22. Someone had to coach the team or there wasn't going to be one.

I stepped up to the plate.
Best friend is one too. She does have an SUV but she lives about 20 miles out of town on a nasty gravel (more dirt than anything) road and has three kids and one foster kid. She kinds needs one(it's one of the smaller ones. No Hummers for her!)

[AirmensMom]

23. The ol' someone-had-to-do-it excuse.

You're a good mom. :)

SUV's are practical for some people. But I don't understand why anyone would get a Hummer.

[xmas74]

24. I don't either.

And neither does my friend. If she didn't live so far out and have alot of kids to tote around she'd drive a small car like she used to (a Geo).

[Lady Freedom]

30. HA HA! I scored higher than you!

Thought Criminal
You are 57% Thought Criminal!
Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101


LF says,"Bring it on!!"

[In_The_Wind]

10. 60 %

Thought Criminal
You are 60% Thought Criminal!
Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101.

[xmas74]

13. How did I get a higer score than you?

I must really have some issues.

[In_The_Wind]

16. Be Damned If I Know.

I thought answering this quiz alerted Big Brother :nuke:

[xmas74]

18. Who gives a shit about BB!

They've already been alerted.
On the plus side, seems like I could get some action from the testwriter(in case you missed that part).
A man after my own heart.

[In_The_Wind]

25. You Go Girl!

sometimes a_little_action_is_all_one_needs


let me check the 'last part' again

[xmas74]

26. And this girl kinda needs some soon!

It's been too long.

[In_The_Wind]

27. You're Singing My Old Song ...

get moving to change that before the snow flys ...

I'm sure more than a few DU men would love to help you sing a different tune ...

[xmas74]

28. Gotta find the time.

Two jobs, one kid and lots of volunteering. Not much time for other things in the schedule.

[In_The_Wind]

29. And How!!! Make Time!!!

You Are Worth The Trip ...

[xmas74]

31. When I find it someday.

A little tired now.

[Lady Freedom]

32. Sounds like you have a date! he he!

:evilgrin:

[nickinSTL]

34. 66%

Thought Criminal
You are 66% Thought Criminal!
Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101.

[rockymountaindem]

35. I got 38%

I'm an inner party member! It says that since I probably wrote the doctrine, I know it's all lies, but I retain my membership and play along because it has advantages.

[crispini]

36. 70% Thought Criminal

Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101.

[Ladyhawk]

37. 65% :)

Thought Criminal
You are 65% Thought Criminal!
Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unity and purity of society. Do not despair. There is a resistance movement. It is small, weak, and hidden, but together we will keep hope alive. Someone will bump into you one day in the cafeteria to slip you a note with a meeting time and location. Read the note and destroy it. I will meet you at the appointed rendezvous to bring you a copy of Emmanuel Goldstein's book. We can read it together. Thoughtcrime is death. You are already dead. You do not exist. The Thought Police will find you and take you to the Ministry of Love, where you will face the worst thing in the world in Room 101.

[Starlight]

38. The Brotherhood; You are 76% Thought Criminal!

Doubleplusgood! You are no mere thought criminal -- you are the sworn enemy of everything that the Party stands for. You don't believe a word of their propaganda. I welcome you as a brother or sister in arms for the revolution. Together, we will fight Big Brother to the end! Down with Big Brother! If you're a woman... I know of a place in the woods, out in the countryside, where we can be alone together for a few hours, away from any telescreens.


:toast:

[xmas74]

39. Someone else got a high score too!

[u4ic]

40. 78%

Doubleplusgood! You are no mere thought criminal -- you are the sworn enemy of everything that the Party stands for. You don't believe a word of their propaganda. I welcome you as a brother or sister in arms for the revolution. Together, we will fight Big Brother to the end! Down with Big Brother! If you're a woman... I know of a place in the woods, out in the countryside, where we can be alone together for a few hours, away from any telescreens.