Welcome to DU Fight Club. And if it's your first night at Fight Club...

[CanuckAmok]

...You have to fight.

So, who will you fight?

[In_The_Wind]

1. Ghandi

Peace

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Ghandi works for me as well......

I'm not one bit interested in physical fighting....

Oral/verbal only, thank you.......

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Shatner...

I'd fight William Shatner.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I haven't watched that in a surprisingly long time...

There was a point where I'd watch it like two or three times a month, at least.

[CanuckAmok]

7. I'm watching it right now...

...while folding laundry, seated on my Scandinavian sofa in my condo.

I am Jack's raging Hypocritist Gland.

[DS1]

4. Russel Crowe

[puerco-bellies]

8. Gandhi

He's small and looks malnourished. Why risk losing my first DUFC fight?

[HEyHEY]

9. John Travolta

Cause he sucks

[sundog]

10. carol channing

[HEyHEY]

12. You would fight an old lady

[CanuckAmok]

14. Shhh! Carol Channing's gonna kick his ass!

:popcorn:

[fleabert]

11. I would relish a fight with shrub, bring it on!

fucker.

[HEyHEY]

13. what's you problem - we're fighin' terra here!

[CanuckAmok]

15. So you're piccking terrya?

[fleabert]

16. I'd love the chance to fight both verbally and physically with that rat.

I could go to jail just for saying that, so I will follow that by saying:

I don't want to kill the guy, but I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to spar.

[Archae]

19. Can I kick..

Commander CookooBananas in his codpiece? :evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

17. Abraham Lincoln!

:)

[Dude_CalmDown]

18. Shit for brains of course.

Why? Who else deserves to be hit so hard?

[Jamastiene]

20. I have lots of angst and rage built up, so I'll cut right to the chase and

fight the biggest monster listed, GWBush. I figure why waste precious energy and time fighting others who don't irk me quite as badly. That'll do. Yeah, GWB would make a worthy opponent.

[jeff30997]

21. He's such an idiot and a dirty fighter than...

Despite the fact that you're a woman he would try to kick you in the nuts!:)

[Jamastiene]

22. He IS rather stupid, isn't he?

I do have enough rage though to win the fight, imo. I wouldn't think twice about kicking him in the nuts either, so we would be a good match. I do have the advantage of thinking of ways to hit and kick and scratch and bite that he doesn't have, without his henchmen to do the dirty work for him. Unfortunately, that's the only way I could ever fight him. That's just how dirty of a fighter he is. Can't do it himself, so he gets a bunch of poor kids to go risk their lives for him. He is so coldhearted. That just makes me want to fight him more though. :shrug:

[AtomicKitten]

23. Ghandi.

I'm pretty sure I could take him.

Hannity cuz I'd sure like to try. Punk ass bitch.