I know it is cheesy

[KitchenWitch]

but I am watching "The Bodyguard" on cable right now.

[billyskank]

1. That film sucked

:(

[Heidi]

2. What!?!?!?

You're watching "The Bodyguard," when there's a whole universe of Lil' Markie sound files out there on the internets, waiting to be downloaded? :wtf:

[billyskank]

3. Is it better

that I don't know what this Lil' Markie thing is?

[KitchenWitch]

4. Heidi will clue you in

That stuff is just dreadful!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

7. Was it the man, his mullet, or the music

that appalled you most? :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Oh Gawds, it is a tossup!

:rofl:

I see my mischief is rubbing off on you!

[Heidi]

5. Here ya go:

Lil Markie then and now.

Samples of Lil Markie's music

"Diary of an Unborn Child": http://showandtellmusic.com/mp3s/gallery_l/MarkieDiary.mp3

"Let the Son Shine In": http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/markie/04_-_Lil_Markie_-_Let_The_Sun_Shine_In.mp3

Parody of Lil Markie's "Diary of An Unborn Child":

- High speed: http://www.betterhollywood.com/videos/mommy%20512.wmv

- Low speed: http://www.betterhollywood.com/videos/mommy%20256.wmv

[billyskank]

6. I wish I hadn't asked

:(

[Heidi]

8. But you've gotta admit, billy . . .

Lil Markie does accurately reflect a segment of my culture. I mean, he didn't just get to be that way without some sort of adult intervention. Know what I mean? :cry:

[billyskank]

9. ...

:pals:

[AtomicKitten]

11. I-ah-I-ah-I-will-always think Kevin C was yummy in his youth.

I love movies, the cheesier the better. Kevin Costner was actually quite good - yeah, you heard me, good in A Perfect World. Seriously.
Check it out.