What kind of people would wear wedding rings like this?

[Magrittes Pipe]

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

1. Hipsters who like to flaunt their cool blue-collar solidarity is my guess.

Or maybe they just reeeeeeeally like beer.

[bbernardini]

3. If they really like beer, I don't think they'd be wearing Pabst rings.

Unless by "really like beer", you mean they like ANY beer, rather than GOOD beer.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Well, you have a point there.

"Pabst -- It tastes just slightly better than your own urine!"

[PittPoliSci]

39. at just over 10 dollars for 30 cans...

all the blue collar wannabe hipsters are all over that shit like they're actually poor!

they have no problem dropping over a grand a H&M though on expensive ass clothes though, as long as mommy or daddy are footing the bill. bastards.

[Starlight]

55. "H&M" and "expensive clothes" don't belong in the same sentence.

Nope. Not at all. :eyes:

[PittPoliSci]

57. i don't know if you're serious or not...

but the H&M in Pittsburgh's markup is absurd. Something about 150 dollar sweaters that strike it as a bit expensive to me...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

74. I have a $15 sweater from H&M in my closet right now.

You have to look, and look hard to find a $150 item at the H&M in NYC. Jus' sayin'....

[Susang]

80. I don't know what H&M you go to

But the three in Chicago that I frequent rarely have sweaters that are priced over $100. When they do, it's the exception and not the rule.

[Magrittes Pipe]

82. Why is there an H&M flamewar in our wedding thread?

You people have ruined our special day! :cry:

[Susang]

84. You love flamewars!

I thought you'd like my present! :cry:

[PittPoliSci]

91. it might just be because it just opened.

it's in the "new" pittsburgh mall. that might be why it's overpriced?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. What about aging hipsters who are too poor to afford proper rings...

...AND reeeeeeeally like beer? :D

[Deja Q]

2. Corporate johns?

[RetroLounge]

4. Uhm, You and Dolo Amber?

:shrug:

RL

[JimmyJazz]

6. I was thinking about you both yesterday, wondering if the

big event was actually taking place as planned. Congratulations to you both :loveya:

[hippiechick]

7. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline ?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. People who care not about the trappings...and more about each

other. :hug:

[suzbaby]

9. A joke for you:

What do Pabst Blue and having sex in a canoe have in common?













They're both fucking close to water.

[SOteric]

10. People who think

wearing "Pabst" rings through their respective noses is a bit too flashy.

And congratulations to the both of you. :pals:

[China_cat]

11. You met my family?

[Zuni]

13. Great Americans would wear those rings!

:bounce:

[CanuckAmok]

14. Frank Booth and Dorothy Valens?

[Fenris]

27. HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!

Baby wants to fuck!

[bicentennial_baby]

15. awwww, Congrats!

:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[AlCzervik]

16. people i would like, i think they're great.

[Atlas Mugged]

17. People who've never had a manicure

Damn, those cuticles qualify as foreskin!

Ugh, finger smegma...

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. White trash; or artists.

[no name no slogan]

19. congrats to you both!

So, you do it yet?

[AirmensMom]

20. Um ... MARRIED people?

OK, that was a cheap shot. I guess they really like beer. :shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Social Detritus.

I love you guys. Congratulations. :grouphug:

[SarahB]

22. Wow!

Congrats you two! Best wishes for a very happy life. :party:

[flvegan]

23. Heterosexuals, and it's a fucking shame.

Anyone should be able to marry anyone...well, immediate kin aside.

Not that all heteros would wear these rings (nothing wrong with them per se, if that's what they like)...

Fundie neocon bullshit America..."Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, unless you're gay, in which case life and liberty, sometimes"

Sorry, long day.

[JimmyJazz]

25. Congratulations? Mazel tov? Something? Anything?

[flvegan]

33. I'm obviously missing something.

Whatever.

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. I'm editing this.

I should have assumed that you didn't understand the context of the thread. Sorry!

[flvegan]

32. Tell you what

if there's a story behind this, that I'm not completely aware of, then I'm sorry. Honestly.

If those are folks here on DU, known by DUers or otherwise, then my most sincere congrats go to them. However, to suggest that I shit all over any thread that lacked clarity or was on some more inside info that I'm not privvy to, then well, that ain't my problem. But, I still apologize for making anyone feel as if I shit on his/her/their thread.

[Beware the Beast Man]

35. I understand.

I changed my response, and you are absolutely correct, of course. :thumbsup:

[flvegan]

36. Can you at least fill me in?

BTW, thank you.

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. dolo amber and whoisalhedges married yesterday.

Those are their wedding bands. :eyes:

I was there, and it's safe to say no shotguns were involved.

[flvegan]

42. I'm such a fucking idiot. I didn't know.

Is there a smilie for that? I've been buried in anti-gay legislation that my county is going through...I'm burnt on it, hence my post.

My MOST sincere, congratulations and hopes for the best for whoisalhedges and dolo amber. I truly wish all their dreams come true.

On edit: it's too late to edit my orig post...sorry.

[dolo amber]

62. No worries...it's totally understandable

Don't think for a second things like that didn't cross my mind even as I stood there. Maybe someday people won't be so ignorant and narrow-minded. :hug:

[Wapsie B]

24. Congrats!!!

Best wishes to both of you.

:toast:

[progmom]

28. wooooooo- hooooooooooooooo!

:bounce: :hi: :loveya: :bounce:

[Fenris]

29. Two drunks.

[johnnie]

30. Oh ...very cool!

Congrats you two!

I guess my invite got lost...that's cool, I had things to do. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

31. On edit - I've missed something. Sorry.

[johnnie]

34. Oh cool!

You comin' out for the Nov get together?

[JimmyJazz]

37. I was really only teasing about that. Did I make you nervous?

:P

[asthmaticeog]

40. Made ME nervous...

:yoiks:

[johnnie]

43. You...

...are naturally nervously mellow.

[asthmaticeog]

46. Have you never been mellow?

Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
Have you never been happy just to hear your song?
Have you never let someone else be strong?

[JimmyJazz]

44. Why? I don't bite.

And, I really had no plan to make chili for hedges. So....I guess you had nothing to fear.

[johnnie]

41. No

Not nervous at all. I was looking forward to meeting you. Oh well, I guess you are too scart to come to Cleveland. :P

[JimmyJazz]

45. self delete

[johnnie]

47. You are still not drinking?

That's pretty cool. :)

[JimmyJazz]

50. Beer was never my thing.

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. I don't have a backyard.

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

49. self delete

:(

[johnnie]

51. I have one

I don't know if I will do the Nov. meetup, but I might be able to do the spring one.

[JimmyJazz]

52. Apparently, I made a mistake. I was really just kidding.

I'm sorry.

-D

[johnnie]

53. ?

I'm lost. Like always, I guess I am not aware of some sort of inside something.

[Cathyclysmic]

83. Johnnie.....

It was thown together so fast, we are lucky the bride and groom were invited...seris!:hi:

[samplegirl]

54. The Bush twins

would be my guess

[jpgray]

56. Two superlatively great, but perhaps slightly inebriated, people

:bounce:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

90. only "slightly inebriated"

What a let down. :)

[Lavender Brown]

58. For real?

Congratulations! :party: :toast: :applause:

[Susang]

59. The coolest newlywed couple in the greater Cleveland area?

Possibly the world? :D

[terrya]

60. Congratulations!

I suspect that in my drunken stupor yesterday, talking to you on the phone during our fabulous DU meetup (though of course I wished you guys had been there, but you did have a very good reason) that I forgot to congratulate you guys and tell you how very, very happy I am for you and D.

This is wonderful news! :-)

T

[SKKY]

61. The couple I lived next to growing up in the trailer park

[Midlodemocrat]

63. Congratulations to you both!!!`

May your lives together be filled with happiness....and beer.

[southlandshari]

64. Congratulations!!!

:hi:

[xmas74]

65. Where did you get those rings?

I'd wear it even though I have no plans on getting married.

Then again, most of my family thinks I'm trash so I'm the wrong person to ask.

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. Here:

http://www.elsewares.com/commerce/product_info.php?products_id=227

[xmas74]

68. Thank you.

And congrats! I hope it was a wonderful day and that each day will only get better!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

66. People who like to seal their love and devotion for one another

with shitty beer :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

70. Hey sweetie!!

We still going to hang out on Saturday in San Diego?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

71. If it's this Saturday, I have to work!

[LynneSin]

72. It is

:cry:

Well maybe I'll kidnap MisU and have her to myself

:P

[eyesroll]

69. People too chicken to get that tattooed on their fingers?

:shrug:

Seriously, congratulations. :toast:

[XNASA]

73. Smart people.

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

75. I think you're confused.

Those are our rings.

[XNASA]

76. Yeah. Our rings don't look like that either.

:(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

77. Only the finest

that's who.

[redqueen]

78. Two very lucky people!

Congratulations, you two. :D

:toast:

:loveya:

[El Fuego]

79. "You might be a redneck if . . . "

Good material for Jeff Foxworthy.

[RandomKoolzip]

81. But do they look good with your "Lucky Marryin' Suit?"

We're going to need pictures of that.

Oh, and Congrats, BTW.

[Magrittes Pipe]

85. dolo wouldn't let me wear my lucky marryin' suit.

But it worked the first couple of times! :shrug:

[Hobarticus]

86. People who enjoy Pabst beer AND explosive diarreah...

Best cure for constipation I've known.

[Magrittes Pipe]

88. It's just not a wedding unless somebody gets the trots.

[redqueen]

92. The trots means diarrhea?

All this time, I've wondered...

[Shell Beau]

87. CONGRATS!!!!

:toast: :party: :bounce: :toast:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. those who want to

its your finger..your ring...your decision...

and while i personally dont like them i can see their charm