When you8 are told by mgmt you're fired, what do you say in return?

[Deja Q]

Joking, of course. Use "other" for serious replies; what would YOU say?

[no name no slogan]

1. You can't fire me cuz I quit

Wouldn't do it though, if you qualify for unemployment.

[mac56]

2. "Can I ask why?"

Don't...don't...say anything that will come back to haunt you. Though it may feel good for about 30 seconds. The way the economy is going, you can't afford to burn any bridges with former employers.

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. Finally!

I've been trying to get you to fire me for weeks now--so I can go on unemployment.

[xmas74]

4. I told the last one to go fuck himself.

I actually did say that. He was trying to back me into a corner(literally), had his finger poked into the middle of my chest, was standing on his tiptoes and trying to look down at me(pathetic since I'm only 5'2). He gave me this whole speel about how women are worthless and other crap before he actually fired me.
I told him to remove his finger before I broke it and told him to fuck himself as I was walking out the door. It turned out ok-seems he has a rep in my town for pulling crap like that.

[Wapsie B]

5. Good god.

No one should have to go through that. It's just amazing the shit that floats to the top and calls itself management.

[xmas74]

6. He was the owner.

And I have an attorney.

[Wapsie B]

8. That's good.

Do what you have to do. It sounds like you have a case to me.

[Wcross]

7. I knew it- your firing me because I won't have sex with you!

I'm a 42 year old male and my boss is a slightly older male. I would make him squirm a little. (P.s. It would be best to say this in front of my co-workers)

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. When the HR whore said a perfunctory 'I'm sorry'

I said, "No, I don't believe you are."

That's about all I remember.

[catmother]

10. other

this was many years ago, but i said" Mr. ___ kiss my ass."

[baldguy]

11. Once I just got fed up with a job & walked out.

My manager was an asshole & I was being lied to - so I left.

About a year later - after the manager was fired - the owner called me and asked me to come back.

[HEyHEY]

12. Good idea, thanks.

I was happy to be done with that gig.

[cwydro]

13. never been fired in my life

but I would say..take this job and shove it!

[Elidor]

14. "Does this mean I have to stop fucking your wife, too?"

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

15. Oh yeah? You and what army are gonna do it?!?

or - Hah, what makes you think you have the authority to do that!