How to Good-bye Depression & Take Back Youth: If you Constrict Anus 100...

[uppityperson]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724/002-6178257-6084824?v=glance&n=283155

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? (Paperback)
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

Book Description

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

Try it and report back please.

[Redstone]

1. I'm glad you posted this in its own thread.

It's just too damn funny not to give everyone the opportunity to see it.

Thanks for providing me with a good laugh with this tonight.

I'm outa here for the night. Y'all have fun. Somebody call and wake me up if there are any interesting insurrections, blatant contumely, or internecine hooplas.

Redstone

[crispini]

2. O M G ! ! !

The reviews are TO DIE FOR!

At the risk of seeming disgusting permit me to say that several days after I started this practice, I experienced what was probably the largest bowel movement in my life. I've also lost a few inches around the waistline and my energy level seems to be rising.

Perhaps there's some wisdom in this book after all!

[MissB]

3. And customers that bought this book also bought.........

:rofl:

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

[uppityperson]

4. kegels translated engrishly

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743250249/002-6178257-6084824?v=glance&n=283155&%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance
edited to add another book customers bought. Bed, Bed, Bed (They Might Be Giants), also a ninja book. but not the first one. nope. squinch squinch squinch squinch omg I can feel "IT" happening!

[hickman1937]

5. WTF is immaterial fiber. Irrelevant fiber?

Inconsequential fiber? Is this diarrhea? Why would one wish to concentrate on it after one has "shot it out"?

[kittykatkoffeekup]

6. The author!

How to have ultimate far journeys-OBE.
Hiroyuki Nishigaki.My several exciting space travels, Pyramid Text, shaman.
About how and what to do to fly into the vast fine universe from physical body like an ancient
Egypt king or Thothor phenix in detail concretely for the first time in the world. Super
adventures beyond the physical body.The manners of psychic world (energy body),too. For
example, don't visit others very often or for long time, don't use a strong sharp hook(interlock).
I succeeded in decoding the oldest classic of out of body book (2,000 years ago, in China) 12
years ago and have written about it, too.

http://m1.aol.com/__121b_mTRE4SyzCj4s07t7/Ie4LzM7B9X9D5n7

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bbernardini]

7. Constrict Anus 100? I have their first couple of albums!

Whatever happened to those guys?

[caty]

8. Do we have to

do all 100 at one time? Can we divide them up....say.....25-- four times a day????:rofl:

[Neshanic]

9. You be here 4 hour! Time for you go! Constrict anus someplace else!