TERRORISED.. BY A 10FT TOILET SNAKE

[Kellanved]

MEET Keith...a 10ft boa constrictor who has been captured after popping up in the loos at a posh block of flats.

The snake had terrified tenants since it was first spotted in a toilet last week, after living in sewage pipes for three months.

People had to put bricks on their loo seats to stop the Keith slipping into their bathrooms.Firemen were even called in to try to track him down in the pipework.

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He said: "A 19-year-old living in one of the flats went to the loo at 2am and was quite surprised to see the snake looking back at him
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16261568&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=terrorised---by-a-10ft-toilet-snake--name_page.html

[MissMillie]

1. How can it LIVE in the sewerage system?

Seriously.... don't snakes need clean air and water too?

[Kellanved]

2. I think the fact alone is unsettling enough

:scared:

[Fenris]

3. That's extremely frightening.

:scared:

[Ilsa]

4. A small snake was in the toilet once very early in the

morning when my brother-in-law sat down. He said he thought he felt something lightly brush against his "boys", so he jumped up. When he saw the snake he ran screaming from the bathroom. He always checks the toilet now.

[Kellanved]

6. at least the snake wasn't hungry

:scared:

[Angry Girl]

8. Traumatized for life, no doubt! How awful!

Kinda funny when it's not you, though....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Well, it is a very good thing I haven't had my breakfast just yet!

Otherwise, it might now be adorning my monitor/keyboard.......

VERY SCARY........:scared: :scared: :scared:

[XemaSab]

7. !!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenista]

9. I KNEW this was not an irrational fear!!!!

I used to be terrified of the toilet when I was a kid.

This was one of my scenarios.

The other was that I would fall in and be flushed away, particularly in the big noisy toilet at school.

Can you say anal retentive, much?

[Ilsa]

11. More parents should fear their children falling in and drowning.

But I'm glad you made it past that stage.

[NV Whino]

10. Is this a Harry Potter thread?

[DS1]

12. I'd be putting bomb bay doors in my toilet lid

:scared:

Prepare to bomb

Stay on target

Open the bomb bay doors

Bombs away

Close the bomb bay doors

[Deja Q]

13. You're shittin' us, please tell us this is a joke!

:rofl:

[Lady Freedom]

14. I thought Bush was only 5'6"?

:shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

15. Really creepy

:scared: