How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Devra]

none they like to be in the dark.



some one else tell joke. Please.

[MissMillie]

1. but PLEASE! not the Brazilian joke!

:silly:

[Devra]

2. don't worry it's not

It's not even a Bush joke


heres another one of mine

A man just arrives in prison and is just getting his bearings when he notices the other prisoners shouting random numbers, while others respond with laughter. Confused he askes his cell mate what they are doing.

the cell mate says, "we have all been here a long time, and we all know eachothers' jokes. so we made a list and numbered them now we just say the nubers." "Watch" he said "23" and all the prisoners laughed.

just trying to fit in the prisoner desided to give it a try. "45" he yelled. and no one laughed.

What happend he asked. the cell mate just shruged. "I guess some people know how to tell a joke and some don't"

It sounds better spoken

[jmowreader]

3. Another prison joke

This guy gets sent to prison. His cellmate asked him how long he's in for.

"Fourteen years."

'What did you do?'

"Nothing."

'Man, you are so full of shit. You only get eight years for that.'

[av8rdave]

4. These three couples want to join this church...

It is a very strict church, and the pastor tells them so when they meet with him one Saturday. He says they must pass a test of devotion by abstaining from sex for a month before they can join.

The next month, the first couple, both retirees in their early 70s, meet with the pastor. They tell him no problem, they abstained for the month. The pastor welcomes them to the church and gives them the needed paperwork.

Around lunchtime, the second couple comes in. They are both in their mid 40s. They tell the pastor how difficult it was to abstain, but it was worth it to them and they are proud that they did. "I'm proud of you too," says the pastor. "Welcome to our church!"

It was almost quitting time when the third couple, newlyweds in their early 20s came in. "How did you do?" asked the pastor. "Pretty well for the first couple of weeks," answered the young husband. "But after that, it got pretty tough. Finally, one day, the wife here bent over to get something out of the freezer. I took one look at that, couldn't control myself, and was all over her." The pastor shook his head. "You realize, of course, that you won't be welcome in our church," he said. "Well," said the husband, "we won't be welcome in Safeway anymore either!"