OH Good GRIEF!

[Texasgal]

They are calling it "Vaughniston" now! :eyes:

TomKat, Vaughniston and Brangelina: The Latest

As the stork draws ever closer, have Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes decided on the place where they'll pledge to stay together until the cold clammy hand of death (career or otherwise) parts them?

The London Mirror says the squirm-inducing squeezes, who kept a firm grip on one another as they cheered on Tom's daughter Bella, 12, at her soccer game in L.A. this weekend, are planning to tie the knot in late November at the swanky Ritz-Carlton resort in Cancun, Mexico.

"Tom's old fashioned," a snitch tells the paper. "He wants his child to be born in wedlock. He's very romantic and wants everything to be in place before the birth."

Katie, 26, whose parents are supposedly less than thrilled she's got a bun in the oven without benefit of a piping hot marriage license (at least according to the Star and Life & Style), "didn't realize she would show quite so quickly and she's been getting stressed about the whole idea of walking down the aisle with a bump," adds the source.

The grin-happy, L. Ron Hubbard-loving A-lister, 43, who has been married twice before (to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, respectively), recently told Entertainment Tonight that there were "big, big plans" afoot for the nuptials, although he maintained no date had yet been set.

Meanwhile, are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn getting increasingly bold in their displays of public affection? On the heels of a report in People that said the "Break-Up" co-stars were spied "dancing, eyes locked, before kissing and making out" at a party in Chicago last week, London's News of the World has upped the ante with claims of smooching and "straddling."

The tab ran photos this weekend purportedly showing Jen seated on Vince's considerable lap as they engaged in a buss-filled encounter on the balcony of what was described as "their penthouse suite" at Chicago's Peninsula Hotel.

"They were absolutely passionate," a spy with a knack for soundbites tells the paper. "They couldn't have cared less if anyone was watching. They might be two of Hollywood's brightest stars but they just looked like any other young couple in love."

Conspiracy theorists are already wondering whether the spit-swapping pics are from their upcoming romantic comedy, but another photo snapped on the same balcony shows a sunglassed and sweatshirted Aniston, 36, downing a cup of coffee while a not-quite-camera-ready Vaughn, 35, reads the paper and smokes a cigarette.




http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip4

[Shell Beau]

1. I wish they'd get off the "cutesy" names!!

:puke:

[Texasgal]

2. No kidding!

It's just so damn stupid!