If you were on Death Row, what would be your last requested foods?

[...of J.Temperance]

I'll answer, say mid-thread. Although I do know that Lobster and Krispy Kreme's are already on my list.

Okay, I'd order:

Crawfish Etoufee, Lobster, steamed asparagus, creamed potatoes, roasted aubergine stuffed with black olives, brie cheese and spinach.

2 slices of Cappuccino marble cake, a box of Krispy Kreme's which would comprise of: 2 original glazed, 1 dulce de leche, 1 cinnamon twist and 2 maple iced glazed.

Dreyer's French Vanilla ice cream.

Milk Duds and 2 pitchers of Barq's - no ice.

1 pot of Twining's English Afternoon Tea and 4 sugarcubes.

Whatever I didn't get to eat, obviously I'd be planning on taking with me...see below.

As a side order, six cylinders of sleeping gas in order to put the guards to sleep so I can attempt to escape and one gas mask for me, so I'm not myself asleep, so I can attempt to escape.

[HereSince1628]

1. Perhaps the antidotes for the lethal injectable?

[murray hill farm]

3. Who could eat in such a situation?

But...i will say speghetti with meat balls and red sauce or linguini with white clam sauce...maybe half and half of each on one plate.

[meegbear]

4. They say that the comdemned never eats it ...

and gives it to the other inmates.

I agree ... who could eat?

[ed murrow]

11. A few things

Prime Steak

Good Buffalo wings with some good blue cheese

some xanex and a little liquor to wash it down

[XNASA]

2. Seriously. Who could eat?

:shrug:

[...of J.Temperance]

8. Who could eat?

Well I could and at least one other person here could. Heck, go with the flow ;)

[nini]

9. I've always thought the same thing

I don't see how I'd be all excited about a meal knowing I was going to die soon.

[TreasonousBastard]

37. Quite a few. I can't remember his name right now, but...

one of the executed, who had an IQ somehwere in the 60s, is frequently mentioned in the "executing the retarded" debates for having not eaten his dessert.

He said he was saving it for "tomorrow."

[Nikia]

53. I couldn't eat

I can't even eat before a job interview because I am so nervous.

[phusion]

5. Don't think I could eat...

not pending my death in a couple of hours. ugh.

[mitchum]

6. Crab legs and sunflower seeds in the shell

"I'm not through!"

[whatever4]

7. Peking Duck, and artichokes, and avocados

and ice cream. Because those are my favorite foods. They can figure out how to make a meal out of it. Sardines too. And some pickles, all varieties.

editing to say, being pregnant made me crave...carrots

[evirus]

10. waiting?

are they required to get me the food before the execution no matter how long it takes?

bush's presidental successes, improving america, used for seasoning on a well done dodo bird, and a side of "dodo tenders"

[lse7581011]

16. Pizza

with extra cheese, mushrooms, roasted red pepper and garlic!

[jmowreader]

21. No, they're not

Some states have a $20 maximum on the food for the condemned's last meal. Others say it's got to be a "reasonable" request.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm shows that Texas' executees have fairly simple and uniform tastes--hamburgers and steaks appear on this list with great frequency.

[ck4829]

12. Pufferfish, a vial of nightshade, and a fried Destroying Angel

:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

13. I think there's a dollar limit but here's mine seriously

Baby Back Ribs Sweet Potatos French Cut Greens and cherry Pie with an ice cold gallon of coke.

[unrepuke]

14. Beer

:beer:

An ice cold Twelver of Beers Of The World would do.

Maybe pizza.

[McKenzie]

15. anything by Swedish Chef from The Muppets n/t

[bleedingheart]

23. bork bork...

[Horse with no Name]

17. WOW

what a question.
Let's see.
First would be some steak tenders--medium rare from Zentner's Daughter Steak House in San Angelo.
I would also love to be able to make some of my own potato soup (it is the bomb I tell ya).
Probably wanna follow up with some Ben and Jerry's blueberry ice cream.

:)

[bmbmd]

18. How about

an all-day sucker?

[elehhhhna]

19. Large saugage pizza w/ extra sauce from Aurelios in Homewood IL

Gonna have some frozen & flown down here for my Bday.

drool.

[longship]

20. Gitmo Chicken with two fruits.

Bork, bork, bork

[Johonny]

22. Well

If your gonna go you might as well go out trying something new. So I'd get me some yummy chilled money brains. But then I'd hate to have to kill a poor friendly monkey. So I'd demand they use * brains instead. He's close to monkey as I've ever seen and he doesn't appear to need his brain anyways.

[Marr]

24. Something that takes several days to prepare.

See?

/taps noggin

Thinkin'. I'm always thinkin'.

[soup]

32. or -

"Everlasting Gobstoppers! They're completely new! I am inventing them for children who are given very little pocket money. You can put an Everlasting Gobstopper in your mouth and you can suck it and suck it and suck it and suck it and it will never get any smaller!... There's one of them being tested this very moment in the Testing Room next door. An Oompa-Loompa is sucking it. He's been sucking it for very nearly a year now without stopping, and it's still just as good as ever!"

Willy Wonka
19, The Inventing Room - Everlasting Gobstoppers and Hair Toffee, 97
http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/chocolate_factory.html

kicking and screaming, "but I'm not finished!" :shrug:

[bryant69]

25. Enchiladas

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[Burning Water]

26. Fried chicken, fried pork chop,

and bacon. All in one meal. Stick a thumb in the eyes of the health police. Cornbread, cream gravy, rice, mashed potatoes, turnip greens, black-eyed peas, string beans, pickled jalapeno pepper slices, pickled banana pepper slices, ripe-red tomatoes, sliced mild onions, fried onion rings, green onions, cole slaw. Unsweetened iced tea, hot black coffee, draft Bud. Key Lime pie, custard pie, German's chocolate cake, vanilla ice cream. After dinner mints; don't want to embarrass myself in front of the executioners with bad breath from all those onions. Bushmill's on ice.

I could die happy.

[TahitiNut]

27. Terrine du Terre, Beef Wellington, Pommes Souffle, Haricots Vert, ...

... Fraise du bois avec creme fraiche, Ricard as an aperitif, a vintage Grand Cru Beaujolais (Morgon) with the appetizer and entree, and a trockenbeerenauslese with dessert.

[SouthernDem2004]

28. Why no ice? You drink it hot?

[...of J.Temperance]

31. No, I only like ice with mineral water

Ice waters the Barq's down, and I don't like it that way.

[SteppingRazor]

29. A cake with a file in it n/t

[progressivebydesign]

30. Icky thought.. but here it goes:

Orzo salad with sundried tomatoes, basil, and feta. Grilled chicken breast, Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. And an angel food cake with chocolate frosting for dessert.. and perhaps some bruschetta and milanos for a snack.

[MostlyLurks]

33. A return to my South Florida roots

1 bowl vegetable beef soup, just like my grandfather used to make.

3 pounds Gulf shrimp, fresh, fried using my grandfather's recipe. 1/2 cup homemade cocktail sauce.

Side of potato wedges. 1 large Idaho russet ought to do it.

Mulled down shrimp in brown gravy over cheddar grits.

1 Key Lime pie, using fresh squeezed Key Limes (preferably from grandparent's back yard, but any real fresh key Limes will suffice). Graham cracker crust. Pie is not to be colored green. Topped generously with Cool Whip.

As many boiled peanuts as I can stand to put away.

Lots and lots of sweet tea.

Must stop typing, keyboard drenched in saliva.

Mostly

[eggman67]

34. Filet Mignon and

a full keg of Guinness. They'd have to wait for me to finish it and I'd be goin out happy.

[tomg]

35. As someone who recently

( like last week) had a heart attack, I have thought about this quite seriously- and quite recently. I would start with mussells with lots of butter. Then Lobster with amazing amounts of butter, and new red potatoes ( I intend to be executed in July on Cape Cod), corn, both with the requiste butter. Oh, and I want a six pack of Harpoon India Pale ale. No butter, though, since too much is now bad for my health.

But this is where I would get them. I am deadly allergic to walnuts, as in if I eat them, I go into immediate deadly shock. So for dessert, I want a walnut pie. Then, when I go into immediate shock, that should screw with their heads a bit.

on edit: make that 12 pack

[Horse with no Name]

48. Brilliant

You know they can't execute an unconscious person.:silly:

[WildClarySage]

36. Anything that would make really gross barf so that my death

looks very barbaric and turns the stomachs of those who watch & support the DP. And makes someone else sick to have to clean it up. If they're going to murder me in the name of the state, I don't want it to be easy on them.

Of course, spaghetti would have to be there, I suppose, and really good cheezy garlic bread. Lots of garlic bread. And cheesecake. Not so high on the gross factor, but yummy, I think the last thing I'd want on my tongue before dying from anything would be cheesecake with some kind of fudgy chocolate topping. Damnit, now I need to go find some good cheesecake.

[Sweet Freedom]

38. I wouldn't eat anything, but

can I have a bottle of red wine and a pack of cigarettes?

[...of J.Temperance]

40. Well, you're not allowed booze or cigarettes...however...

As I'm a soft-hearted soul, I'm allowing people booze and cigarettes.

[malmapus]

39. Having actually had the equilivant of one

Was the most surreal meal ever had, but my unit was going to be taking part in the invasion of Haiti to "restore democracy" back in 94.

On the day that we were going in, we had the best meal I ever had in my time in service, sirloin steak and king crab legs with a baked potatoe. I remember my dumb ass running back to my teammates with my paper plate about to fold in two from the food asking if they could believe this. Then one of my Sgt's brought it to my attention that for all intents and purposes that may be our last meal heh. I think I only got through the steak and potatoe, never could figure out how to eat those legs.

If I was gonna have a last meal, I think it would have to be a plate of cheese fries from Outback, Prime Rib..seasoned and seared, baked potatoe loaded with cheese and bacon and butter. Hell some bleu cheese for my prime rib too.

[nini]

49. wow

I can't imagine the vibe running through all of you. :scared:

But, good to see you made it through.

[anarch]

41. heroin n/t

[MissMillie]

42. one of each

that should take a while

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

43. Wonka's Everlasting Gobstopper (nt)

[LynneSin]

52. Neverending Salad Bowl from Olive Garden!!!

trust me, I'd be eating at that for as long as I can

[Heidi]

44. 'bama handheld pecan pie

served personally by southland shari. :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

45. Wow, you really have it planned out!

You don't have any plans we need to know about do you? :P

I don't think I'd be too hungry but I'd probably request a T-Bone, baked potato loaded (no bacon bits), garlic bread, and for dessert some delicious tiramisu. OR maybe I'd choose homemade spaghetti, salad, garlic bread and still tiramisu.

[ET Awful]

46. Fillet of Dodo bird sauteed in dew collected off a four leaf clover

under a harvest moon in February.

Tell the warden to come see me once the meal is ready.

:)

[Devra]

47. like carlin I would probably tell them I can't make up my mind

can they still kill you?
or if I wanted to stall some more. I would say that I converted to a religion that embraces canabalism and I would like a baby, it would be interesting to see how they react.(I wouldn't eat it of corse. but if you don't have much more time you might as well have fun with it)

[MercutioATC]

51. Of course they can still kill you. Try asking for any type of alcohol.

Not allowed.


They'll still gas you.

[MercutioATC]

50. After eating all of that, I'd be PRAYING to be executed!

...or I'd lapse into a permanent food coma and the guards wouldn't even have to put me in the chamber...

[blindpig]

54. pickled eggs, sourkraut, tacos, pepperoni pizza, cheap beer.

I'd make those bastards suffer:evilgrin: