What words are just inherently funny? I'll start: Squid.

[Arugula Latte]

Also: Weiner.

[Texasgal]

1. Kumquat

Koozie.

[Hugin]

86. Seconded.

Funny word.

[Taverner]

2. Chicken

Cow runs a close second

[underpants]

3. Rhythm (for spelling).

see my user name-that is why I picked it....I picked my underpants? that didn't sound right. :think:

[Beaverhausen]

4. fart

[Arugula Latte]

9. Beaver is pretty funny, too, come to think of it. n/t

[Texasgal]

5. Nuts

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

17. and the always hilarious "nut sack" n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Yak. No kidding either.

[Tripper11]

7. Scalliwags(sp?)

I actually used it today too, referring to co-workers of course! :P

[madinmaryland]

8. Oxymoran!

Also, Oxyrush!

[pdx_prog]

10. hemoglobin

[Initech]

11. Hooligan

To quote Bill Hicks - "I dont know what a Hooligan is, but I could take 20 or 30 of them!"

[pdx_prog]

12. tallywhacker...

it's actually the lapel on a sailors uniform

[Atlas Mugged]

13. Smegma

I win.

Place names can be a scream of course, and I've always been overly fond of Oxnard. I used to love saying it with a hare-lip accent until one of my PC friends threatend to kill me.

[NoSheep]

58. damn. I repeated your brilliance. I need glasses. An attention span

would be helpful as well. :P

[MN ChimpH8R]

14. Squat

has always made me laugh. It jsut sounds funny. Must be the "squ" thing - like squid.

[Left Is Write]

15. Fisticuffs.

[Arugula Latte]

16. discombobulated

or however it's spelled ...

[ceile]

18. Scooter

Makes laugh every time and I'm not sure why....

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. extrapolate.

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

20. piffle

[Arugula Latte]

21. phlegm

[Arugula Latte]

22. kibble

[kwassa]

23. Defenestrate

de·fen·es·trate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-fn-strt)
tr.v. de·fen·es·trat·ed, de·fen·es·trat·ing, de·fen·es·trates

To throw out of a window.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

[Atlas Mugged]

27. Weiku!

Thank you. I can't wait to annoy someone with it.

[SoCalDem]

24. scum

:)

[Arugula Latte]

25. Gibberish

[peekaloo]

26. doodle

[Arugula Latte]

28. sniff

[ZombieNixon]

29. Penis!

5...4...3...

:hide:

[Arugula Latte]

30. slurp

[Jamastiene]

31. wee wee

Makes me think of a carnival ride.

[Arugula Latte]

32. albumin

[Arugula Latte]

33. sputum

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. Aardvark.

[Left Is Write]

35. Inspired by CanuckAmok: Noodles.

Noodles is a funny word.

[radwriter0555]

36. Foot.

Funniest looking word ever.

I have NO idea why.

[NoPasaran]

37. Scrod

[Cannikin]

38. Bea Aurthur

[RumpusCat]

92. ::snarf:: best one yet

[AngryAmish]

39. underpants

[alarcojon]

40. Jejune

Lacking maturity; childish

[NoSheep]

41. Mel Brooks said ANY word with a "k" sound is funnier than one without.

Ketchup is funnier than mustard
Kleenex is funnier than tissue
Back ache is funnier than hang nail, although I think "hang nail" is a riot!
Kook is funnier than idiot
Pick is funnier than shovel

I think you have to use the word in context. As if you were writing for a sitcom. Some words will just get bigger laughs.

"He caught me in bed with the head cook." ?

"He found me in bed with the plumber." Substitute "Avon Lady" and that might be funnier than head cook. Although head cook is also a double intendre so..... help me out here!



:shrug:

[NoSheep]

42. I just counted 12 here with k sounds. U's seem to be funny also.

[Dangerously Amused]

43. epiglottis

[AussieDave]

44. Panties, scrotum, chicane

[SOteric]

45. Platypus

[u4ic]

46. Filibuster

[Mrs.Matcom]

47. Turd...

makes me laugh every time I hear it! :D

[Arugula Latte]

48. weasel

[Arugula Latte]

49. noodle

[Arugula Latte]

50. spasm

[Deja Q]

51. Come

[Arugula Latte]

52. putrid

[In_The_Wind]

53. Dick

I would never never name a child ~ Richard ...

[billyskank]

93. I like my name

But I do not like to be called Dick.

[youthere]

54. Magma and snot.

[NoSheep]

57. smegma.

:( sorry

[youthere]

63. MAGMA!

"Tastes Great!"
"Less Filling!"
LOL

[NoSheep]

65. Ha!

[kanrok]

55. DOUCHEBAG

It always makes me laugh.

[Spacemom]

56. Toot and Poot

always get a laugh out of me. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Bus

Door.

Buick.

And possibly the all-time topper, though technically not a word... Duh.

This is Comedy 101, man. :7

[grannylib]

60. Diphthong. Onomotopoeia. Orangutan.

[ChoralScholar]

61. faunch EOM

[suzbaby]

62. Plethora

I can't hear that word without thinking of The 3 Amigos, with Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Chevy Chase. :rofl:

"Would you say I have a plethora?"
"Yes, El Guapo, I would say you have a plethora."
"What is a plethora?"
"Eh, I don't know El Guapo."
"Then how can I have a plethora if you do not know what a plethora is?!?"

Or something like that....I'm paraphrasing. :P

[Tikki]

64. Sump pump..........n/t

[AussieDave]

66. Bluetit

[antigone382]

67. Masticate

:evilgrin:

[yellowdogintexas]

68. Uvula tn

[really annoyed]

69. Moist

And of course, poppycock.

[peacefreak]

70. onomatopoeia

n : using words that imitate the sound they denote. Fun word. Buzzzzzzzzzz, murmer sigh.

[SoCalDem]

71. grog

[Peter Frank]

72. (phonetically) -- Dick Butkus

[kittykatkoffeekup]

73. Testy

[JohnnyCougar]

74. glut

[lakemonster11]

75. I like to say "smock."

Smock, smock, smock, smock, smock.

[progmom]

76. panties

[Left_Winger]

77. masticate...

Sounds like something your momma would spank you for if she caught you doing it.

Yes, I am only trying to exacerbate the situation.

[AtomicKitten]

78. bezoar and phlegmon

both gastrointestinal disorders,
plus excellent names for twins.

[DanCa]

79. Squab

[NoPasaran]

80. Matriculate

[LaurenG]

81. petard

Especially after reading the definition.

[edbermac]

82. Uranus

[NoPasaran]

83. Hypotenuse

[Divameow77]

84. Gaylord

as in the city Gaylord, MN

Vulva

[Texasgal]

85. Smite

Vegimite

[Dukkha]

87. titmouse

tee hee

[Sabriel]

88. Beloit

It's a city in southern Wisconsin. A Beloit comic I once saw noted, "What can you say about a city that sounds like a turd dropping into a toilet?"

[Arugula Latte]

89. skimpy

[Arugula Latte]

90. pustule

[Arugula Latte]

91. worm

[maveric]

94. Bilirubin

[dean_dem]

95. Discombobulated

[WeRQ4U]

96. Scamp

or Scamper

[TK421]

97. Intercourse

[no name no slogan]

98. Preturbed. Kerfuffle. Hullaballoo.

[no name no slogan]

99. Sperm Whale

[whatsername]

100. omnipotent

Remember that Friend's episode?
They ask Joey what he would do if he were Omnipotent, and he said he would kill himself.
Ross says "No, Joey, om-nip-o-tent" and Joey says "oh sorry, Ross, I didn't know"