My Dearest matcom, This new 'worst photoshop ever' is for you, buddy

[DS1]

Cheers, fucker.


Take your goddamn mac and cheese, stuff it in your fancy schancy KitchenAid™, and then stick it up your ass



Next time, you're getting a safety flag

[GOPisEvil]

1. Is that fucker putting tire tracks in my mac and cheese?

x(

[DS1]

3. Don't worry, he'll cut a hole in it sooner or later

:P

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yeah...that's my baked mac and cheese...it's got a crust.

The stovetop version is much creamier - no crust. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Yes, not to worry.

He'll cut the cheese soon.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. YES!!!! Now, THAT is a primo photoshop!!!!!

Way to go, you drapery free freak.

J/K.

[SOteric]

5. Heeee!

[yvr girl]

7. Oh, Goddess of the Smilies - I have a question.

Is there such a thing as a raspberry smiley? (As in giving someone a raspberry.)

BTW, I heard you were sick. I hope you're feeling better.

[SOteric]

9. You mean like

or

[yvr girl]

11. You are the BEST

I bow down to your superior smiley ability.

[DS1]

6. eh, he's probably already in bed

getting whipped for his "Ordering around" insolence

[yvr girl]

8. You should call him and find out

Report back. :eyes:

[DS1]

10. Ok

Mom :eyes:

[yvr girl]

12. Bite me

[DS1]

13. I told you he was in bed

YOU call him! :D

[yvr girl]

14. But it's LONG distance for me

I would do it otherwise. :eyes:

[DS1]

15. Oh

Are you gonna cry?

[yvr girl]

16. Buckets full of tears

NOT!

[bunnywhiskers]

17. that's very nice

[newyawker99]

19. Hi bunnywhiskers!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[matcom]

20. godDAMN you suck more and more every day

what the hell is that SHITE next to the mac?

looks like 'state college SHIT food' to me x(

and if that is GOP's mac, you should have taken OUT the cheese :P

still no flag. :eyes:

[DS1]

21. Revel in my suckage, sucker

:P

You're just jealous because you haven't found out where Photoshop animates :eyes:

[matcom]

22. i just prefer QUALITY work

:D

[DS1]

23. You wouldn't know quality work if it ran you over in a Mac Truck

Come on, show us the Faster M.A.T.C.O.M. picture

Tell me it's better than Icy Hot M.A.T.C.O.M.

[matcom]

24. but we have leather pants!

[DS1]

25. And severe cases of uneven tans

You goddamn HACK!

I spit on your work! p-tooh!

[matcom]

26. your wrong

you are wearing makeup! :D

such a girl :eyes:

[DS1]

28. Shall I spank you now or shall I spank you later?

[DS1]

27. btw

Thank-Fucking-GAWD those days are over, those fake shoulder pads were giving me a rash! :cry:

[matcom]

29. now THIS is a bad-tan hack job

but i don't really care :D

[DS1]

30. I hereby declare that Mazda Miatas are actually more lame

than your scooter!

I think David just committed a