Only 16 Hours Of Life Spent Having Orgasms (4 Months Playing Video Games)

[matcom]

<snip>

IF it seems you spend your life doing housework, take heart - it's really only four years out of your life.

Washing and ironing take nine months, cleaning takes 16. Another two years and two months pass cooking the family meals.
The "life by numbers" breakdown is the work of German researchers who added up all the snatched moments of everyday activities to find how much time they take up over the average lifetime of 78 years.

The result is a fascinating picture of how we spend our lives.

Eating and drinking, whether a quick bite on the run or a leisurely lunch, takes five years.

But the average TV viewer spends six months longer than that watching their favourite programs.

Other more traditional pastimes such as reading and playing games formed no part of the study.

Instead, it revealed we spend four months of our lifetimes playing computer games.

And another five hammering and painting in DIY projects.

In contrast, the supposedly big responsibilities of an individual's life take up surprisingly little time.

<snip>

In fact, the smallest chunk of time is allocated to the height of passion. It seems just 16 hours is spent having orgasms in the average lifetime. But at least we do spend two weeks kissing.

Sleeping takes up the most time, using 24 years and four months of the average lifetime.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16966553-13762,00.html

[In_The_Wind]

1. I don't play computer games

So I'll add four more months to my height of passion time cause I know I've already done much more than 16 hours of having orgasms ...

























BTW ~ it's not over yet ...

[unblock]

6. i thought playing computer games WAS the height of passion

no? am i doing something wrong?

[In_The_Wind]

8. unless you have computer

activated remote ...



oops ~ never-mind ....

[unblock]

14. or a controller in vibrate mode

:evilgrin:

[Lochloosa]

9. You little hussy...

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

11. *taking a bow*

[unblock]

2. mrs. unblock has that one beat, easily

that's all i'm sayin'.

ok, yes, i WAS there.

that's all i'm sayin'.

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

3. Grand Theft Auto or Madden '05?

:evilgrin:

[unblock]

5. tetris, lumines, that sort of thing.

wait, that wasn't what i was talking about!

but she's got that one beat easily, as well!

:evilgrin:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

4. The poor souls stuck with only 16 hours...

...must surely get a grading of E for both effort and creativity...

And maybe a note from teacher saying "Must try harder, see me"

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

7. OH GOODY. I have 14 and a half hours of orgasm cumming

[In_The_Wind]

12. You'll need ...

years ...

[SarahB]

10. It's a good thing I don't play video games.

Takes up too much time. :think:

[sendero]

13. A better number might be..

... how many days/weeks whatever are spent "making love". Because after all, the orgasm is just the icing on the cake :)

[WCGreen]

15. Oh that's just gross....

Icing on the cake...

What kind of perverted sex talk is that.....


:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

16. It Is Not Gross ~ It Is The Very Best Way! Trust Me ...

take lots of hours~weeks~months~years ...




then add a little ~~~

[sendero]

18. We'll just call it..

... a Freudian slip. :evilgrin:

[Blue_Tires]

17. FOUR months of my entire life playing video games??

hell, in my heyday, i probably passed that number in, say, four months

[henslee]

19. I thought they were the same thing.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

20. What is this "orgasm" thing everybody's talking about?

[fortyfeetunder]

21. Yo! Why a time measure?

In the end, isn't all it about quality not quantity?