Is this a global social problem? Or is it just me?

[ZombieNixon]

Lately, I've noticed one very important thing. I can be the life of the party for hours on end. Then someone I like and want to get to know better shows up. Realizing they are there, my mouth becomes dessicated and feels like it's full of peanut butter, even if it's not. I attribute my inability to get a girlfriend to this. Does anyone else have this problem?

[NNadir]

1. No. You are the only person to have this problem.

This is why everyone else has girlfriends.

You may need surgery to correct this matter.

[ZombieNixon]

2. You're just trying toget back at me for pointing out that you can't spell!

:P

"Other" does not start with X!

[NNadir]

3. You're on to me.

It's the thetans that made me do it.