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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:21 PM
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Eating Crayons.
Edited on Thu Oct-20-05 03:22 PM by texas1928
Click link to see letter to Dear Abby.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/eatingcrayons.html

Well, they have a colorful diet.

I wonder if it was written in CRAYON.

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:56 PM
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1. What color are their streak marks?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:58 PM
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2. I bet it is like a FIESTA!!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 08:50 AM
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3. Kick
:kick:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 08:56 AM
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4. OK, I figured it was kids eating them
Of course not! It's Mom! How many calories are in a 64 count box of crayons? Lady, that is the LEAST of your problems!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 10:30 AM
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5. I want to know how you would start doing something like that.
Man, She must be in heaven during back to school.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 10:32 AM
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6. Maybe she ate them as a kid as well
She's just now figuring out that she shouldn't be eating them? It just cracks me up that she asked about calories.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 11:05 AM
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7. So does standard progression mean she will move to...
paste?
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 11:07 AM
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8. Should it be followed with an Elmer's glue chaser?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 12:02 PM
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9. Yes
It helps bind everything up.
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 12:04 PM
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10. Was the Play-doh too salty? n/t
=)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 12:12 PM
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12. MMMMMMM....
Playdoh.

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mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 12:08 PM
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11. The 64 box of Crayons
is a rip-off! ALL the colors taste the same.:dunce:
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