Twelve Annoying Things At Christmas

[Clintmax]

(Sung to the Twelve Days Of Christmas)

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...rigging up the lights

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...hangovers

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...sending christmas cards

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...5 months of bills!

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...facing my in-laws

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...Charities

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."I want transformer for Christmas!"

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...Finding parking spaces

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."Batteries not included"

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...Stale TV specials

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...singing Christmas carols.

:rofl: If you've never heard that song actually sung, you HAVE to go find it! It's hilarious!

[AirmensMom]

1. It's on Twisted Christmas.

It's great. :rofl:

Also on that CD:

The Chimney Song

We Wish You Weren't Living With Us

Wreck the Malls

A Visit From St. Nicholson

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"

Foreigners

Joy To The World

A Message From The King

:rofl:

[Clintmax]

2. That's correct!

The first time I heard it on the radio in my car, I had to pull over I was laughing so hard!

[AirmensMom]

3. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

I like The Chimney Song. Oh, wait ... I like We Wish You Weren't Living With Us and The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen", too. Well, I like them all but those are my favorites ... and The Twelve Pains of Christmas.

:)

[newyawker99]

4. You forgot "some assembly required"

:hi:

[Clintmax]

5. Hello, NewYawker!

Yes, that too! I can't believe XMas is coming at us again so quickly!

[newyawker99]

8. Hi Clintmax. Yes, it always comes so quickly but

it is my favorite holiday.


:hi:

[Clintmax]

10. Mine too, NY!

:hi:
Even though it's totally crazy at my store all the time.

[billyskank]

6. I just had a mental block

I was trying to remember the actual 12 days of Christmas, and I couldn't remember what no. 4 was. All I could think was:

Five gold rings!
Four fried chickens
Three french hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree. :)

[Clintmax]

7. LOL! Four fried chickens!

No, actually it's Four calling birds. But good try!

[newyawker99]

9. 4 calling birds

:-)

[billyskank]

11. Thank you

:)

[In_The_Wind]

12. Yea! It's time to shop for Christmas songs...

:silly:

[MissMillie]

13. I love this song!

The Christmas card guy always cracks me up ("Yo ho ho, sending Christmas cards," and "That's it, I'm not sending them this year!") and I love that the hangovers guy is like Archie Bunker.

"She's a witch I hate her."

"Charities and what do you mean YOUR inlaws?"

And that snotty kid, "BUY ME SOMETHING!"


too much fun

[texas1928]

14. Here is a link to the song.

It is called the "The Twelve Pains of Christmas."

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp%3FVar=A


Select the T menu at the bottom and it is on the second page of the T songs.

[texas1928]

15. The rigging up the lights part reminds me of my Dad.

I have heard him say all of those through out the years when we put up Christmas lights.