Flammable Materials
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Thu Oct-20-05 10:10 PM
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| My company posted 51 percent increase in 3Q profits ... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-20-05 10:12 PM by Flammable Materials
... so I wish someone would explain to me why we are unable to purchase ball-point pens, Scotch tape, and Post-It notes.
Also, I would like to know why my take-home pay so far this year is $12,500 ... this despite the fact that I work with extremely sensitive financial information.
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| hippywife
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Thu Oct-20-05 10:12 PM
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| 1. Making charitable donations |
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towards the CEO's golden parachute or retirement fund? :shrug:
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| The_Casual_Observer
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Thu Oct-20-05 11:54 PM
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| 2. If they bought all that and paid you more |
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they wouldn't be making a 51% increase, now would they?
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| CanuckAmok
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Thu Oct-20-05 11:58 PM
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| 3. Clearly the reduction in office expendables has contributed to this... |
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...unequalled growth.
Congratulations, everyone, and please continue to bring pens from home!
Or get fired.
Yours,
the CFO
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