All assholes post in here please!

[billyskank]

Let's have a headcount! :7

[billyskank]

1. I'll start. Me!

Or, at least, if progmom and Joani are assholes, then I wanna be one too!

[Heidi]

12. Oh, you _are_ not, ya poser.

And neither are progmom and Joani. Ya'll need to _own_ your goodness, and stop defining your goodselves by what a few jerks might be sayin. Good grief. I'm surprised I have to explain this crap to ya. :shrug:

[billyskank]

19. :(

I am suitably chastened.

[HEyHEY]

2. Here

[billyskank]

5. Yo!

:toast:

[progmom]

3. apparently i am

:hi:

[billyskank]

4. So I saw!

I was afraid to intervene in that eyes-fest. :D

[progmom]

14. hahahahaha

you can feel free to intervene any time. :hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

6. I'm tired of all these passive aggressive digs at me.

[billyskank]

11. You?

I know not whereof you speak. Honest.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

21. kidding. joking. it being funny that I assumed you meant me by "asshole"

Never a good sign, though, when you have to explain a joke.
:yoiks:

[friesianrider]

7. How about bitches?

If so, count me in :hi:

[billyskank]

8. *thinks*

Okay! :hi:

[eyepaddle]

9. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

:wtf: :eyes:

Just kidding! ;)

What's this progmom eyes-fest by the way?

[billyskank]

15. It's in here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4185266&mesg_id=4185266

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, I can be an asshole.

I mean...if it'll make you happy. :D

[billyskank]

17. Actually I dunno

whether that'll make me happy or not. Guess I hadn't thought about it too much before I posted.

[ZombieNixon]

20. Well, why don't ya think before asking people to put up?!

Asshole. :mad:

:D

[billyskank]

25. I'm sorry!

:cry:

[Hugin]

13. Checking in... ASSHOLES AWAY!

:7

[Az]

16. Just what percentage does one have to be

To be considered a full blooded asshole?

[billyskank]

18. Full blooded? I would say 51% or more

:D

[no name no slogan]

22. If I were British, I'd be an arsehole

but since I'm a yank, I'll settle for asshole.

(FYI: If this were an under-13 crowd, I'd be a hole)

[Hugin]

23. For 13 to 15 it's...

"Hole in the ass."

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

36. okay, what if you were Turkish?

[no name no slogan]

42. I don't know, but

Here's what I'd be in Simplified Chinese:

肛门

[kmla]

24. Checking in....

....for the asshole head count.

Thanks for calling the meeting.

Asshole.

[billyskank]

26. Are we quorate yet?

:D

[kmla]

28. Not quite yet...

Unless some of the other assholes have signed their asshole proxy. Then we can speak for many assholes.

:D

[Hugin]

30. I've signed a "Power of Asshole".

Now, you have my proxy.

[MissMillie]

27. Well, sundog said that I'm an asshole

so it must be true.

[Rich Hunt]

I'll volunteer

Put me on the 'shitlist'. Get it in print this time.

[maveric]

29. I'm not just AN asshole! I'm THE asshole!

So I'm checking in.

[Meatwad]

31. Present.

[chaska]

32. Ahoy!

[billyskank]

33. Welcome, asshole!

:hi:

[chaska]

35. Well, I never...

[slybacon9]

34. Arrrrgh.... HERE

going back to bed.

[WeRQ4U]

37. I can be an asshole sometimes.

But normally, I'm quite agreeable. Does that count?

[billyskank]

39. Works for me

:bounce: :hi:

[WeRQ4U]

40. "I'm surrounded by assholes.........KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!!"

Had to do it. Spaceballs rocks.

[billyskank]

41. Who's that guy?

He's an Asshole, sir.

I can see that! I mean, what's his name?

That is his name, sir. Private Asshole, sir.

[WeRQ4U]

46. And his cousin?

He's an Asshole too, sir.
Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole


GOLDEN!!

[bertha katzenengel]

38. i love to see their handicapped faces when i park in their handicapped

spaces - i'm an asshole (oh, ee-oh, ee-oh...)

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

43. How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

[billyskank]

44. ...

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

45. your leader is here

:P

[billyskank]

47. All rise!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

53. Present!

:hi:

[billyskank]

54. Now we have two

Things are really starting to cook. :)

[Mutley]

48. I don't think I'm an asshole

but can I play anyway?

[billyskank]

49. If you want

I will make you an honourary asshole!

[Mutley]

50. Yay!

:party:

[A HERETIC I AM]

51. This guy at the end of the bar stands up and says: "ALL LAWYERS

ARE ASSHOLES!!!!" A guy stands up and says "HEY!! I RESENT THAT REMARK!!" The other guy says "Why? are you a Lawyer?"

"No! I'm an asshole!"

[billyskank]

52. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[frogmarch]

55. Am I one?

When we had pets, my hubby always said to them when he disagreed with me about something, "Tell Mommy she's an asshole."

So I guess that qualifies me.

[billyskank]

56. Good enough for me!

:hi: