Tom DeLay Haiku Thread

[NoPasaran]

Bug Man Tom DeLay
Many years of arrogance
It's all over now

[WeRQ4U]

1. Mine's called "Nice Try Asshole"

A Democrat Plot?
Nope, I don't think so dumbass.
It's cause you're a dick.

[KamaAina]

2. Game Three at Enron Field (or whatever)

'Stros in the Series
How to throw out the first pitch
While I am handcuffed?

[Democrats_win]

3. D D T T D

U O Us Big Time D lay
Killer of sons Dies

[Jessica]

4. .

Your hair combed just right
A smile spread across your face
We know it's a show

[Mist]

5. I'll play:

Pol puke punch-bowl turd,
Gavel pounding on hammer,
This haiku's for you!

[billyskank]

6. ...

They always called him The Hammer
But now he is nothing but a tool.

[trackfan]

7. Mug Shot

Wipe that silly grin
off of your face, you stupid,
fucking piece of shit.

[NoPasaran]

8. Another

Barking rottweiler
Ronnie Earle has your number
Hammer to slammer

[alarcojon]

9. Here's one

smiling mug shot man
claims Dems are out to get him
he's so full of shit

[SOteric]

10. ...

They say of DeLay
The Dems are out to get him.
No. We don't want him.

Perhaps the third world;
A Republican country...
Someplace like - Iraq!