could somebody please give me a hug

[sundog]

something terrible is happening in my life that i won't tell you about

i will simply hint about it

and hope you fish further via pm after i offer up some ambiguous statements

[no name no slogan]

1. aw sundog...

:hug:

Here you go buddy. Take care of yourself, man.

[sundog]

3. it's hurting me

[Rising Phoenix]

23. sundog...

:hug:

[sundog]

53. have a great fuckin weekend.

we expect every juicy detail 8am monday or you will be penalized.

[Rising Phoenix]

55. sir, yes sir

[billyskank]

2. Do I detect a smidgen of irony in your post?

:)

[sundog]

5. i can't even bring sharpie pens in the house anymore

[XemaSab]

4. gee sundog, I'm sorry

:hug:

If you want to talk about it, we're here.

[sundog]

6. and it takes up all the masking tape

[XemaSab]

7. It rubs the lotion

on its skin?

[youthere]

44. .

:spray:

[terrya]

8. Aw, sundog....

Here it is. :hug:

[sundog]

9. it will be ok i think. i hope. no, it probably won't be ok.

:(

[Misunderestimator]

10. At your service...

:hug: :hi:






but wait... are you in a basement?

[sundog]

13. the voices, the voices

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Wish granted...

many times over:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[sundog]

14. i said "please don't bring home fried chicken"

no one listens

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Anteater tastes nothing like chicken.

It tastes like platypus.

[redqueen]

12. !

:rofl:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

You are bad!

:loveya:

[sundog]

35. and?

what's your point?

:P

[redqueen]

41. Oops... I have to have one?

:blush:

[sundog]

47. yes

[redqueen]

50. Ok well... um...

My point is that you're deliciously bad and I loves ya for it.

Will that work?

[sundog]

61. yes

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Here's a hug for you, my dear sundog.......

Even if you are just kidding us.....I still want to give you one.....
or more!



:grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug:

[sundog]

37. thanks peggy

:7

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. I dont do hugs

only spanks for you :spank::evilgrin:

just kidding. I am always here to shower you with affection :hug::loveya::*

[sundog]

38. about time

next

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Big hug for sundog.

:hug:

[sundog]

39. i am now obligated to reply to everyone in this thread

don't take it personally

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

18. Buck up, buckaroo... that nasty rash will clear up in no time.

:P

[sundog]

19. ok i lied

nothing is happening right now


i was just testing you all

don't touch me

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. Stop that. People on the internets do NOT lie nor misrepresent. Ever.

No one wants to touch you until that rash is cleared up anyway.

[sundog]

28. good

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

20. antibiotics giving you hallucinations?

:eyes:

[sundog]

34. no, you do - every time we speak i see stars

it's all too much

[southlandshari]

22. Sniff, sniff....

I smell an ego parade.




























:P

[sundog]

40. you smell yourself

but i loooves my shari :loveya:

[southlandshari]

62. A message for you

follows this one.






























(even mods double post sometimes! :blush: )

[southlandshari]

63. ....

I brushed my teeth. I promise I did!

And you kissed back a little bit at the end. I have witnesses now!

;)


























:hug:

[sundog]

66. smooch

:*

[southlandshari]

73. OMG! Where did you put that?

I'll never wash it again!!!

:loveya:

Of course, that won't help with the whole smell thing, I guess...

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I love you sundoggle

:hug:



:P

[sundog]

42. bullshit

[MissB]

26. Nope.

Sorry. Not going to happen. I'm all out of hugs today.

Okay, I'll go take a look.

Found one! :hug:

[sundog]

43. gee thanks

it was so sincere :eyes:

:P

[RetroLounge]

27. .

:thumbsdown:

RL

[sundog]

29. piss off fucker

:thumbsdown:

[RetroLounge]

32. Sorry, no watersports...

:spank:

RL

[sundog]

48. you just hit rock bottom, even for the lounge

:thumbsdown:

[RetroLounge]

60. Yeah Me!

:thumbsup:

RL

[HEyHEY]

30. Does it sting when you pee?

[sundog]

31. burns

[TallahasseeGrannie]

33. We've never met

so can I shake your hand and pat you on your head and say

"here, here, dear"

because you might have really bad BO or something.

[sundog]

45. shake my hand

that will be more than enough body contact

[southlandshari]

36. I give up!

But I am still :cry: about that awful "ego parade" business, you mean man.

:hug:


;)

[sundog]

46. good

you are damn lucky i am respoding to you twice here

you're pushing my limit

[sundog]

57. my shari amour, lovely as a summer's day

;)

[xmas74]

49. If you're asking for one then you must need it.

:hug:
Send me a pm if you need to talk.

[sundog]

51. i don't need one. i was just seeing who would fall for it.

good job xmas!

[xmas74]

52. You knew I'd fall for it.

I like to cheer people up.

[lumberingbear]

54. Even though your full of sh.., uh...balogna.....

I have always wanted to give you a hug

[sundog]

58. well fine then

:pals:


shhhh

[chaska]

56. This thread is not funny. This thread is mean.

[sundog]

59. i know

[DS1]

68. And I applaud you for it

:thumbsup:

[terrya]

64. This thread was...a sham????? Why, I ought to...

get up and get another cold, delicious can of Guinness!

I forgive you for the shameless manipulation of our emotions because...I'm such a forgiving kind of guy. :-)

[sundog]

70. whee

get drunk t!!!

then i can fuck with your emotions more till we make each other cry :party:

[terrya]

72. Awww....you sure know how to lift my spirits!

Who WOULDN"T want to get stinking drunk and make each other cry??? :bounce:

[sundog]

81. i want a white trash drama terry

me & you!

i gonna throw you out & call the cops & all

[FuzzySlippers]

65. Here's a hug for you....

:hug: .....even if you are yanking our collective chain.

[sundog]

71. you have the prettiest stumps on the block fuzzy

[FuzzySlippers]

76. Awwwwww ...... sundog .........

you sweet talker you.

:loveya:

[DS1]

67. *cough*

[sundog]

74. fuck off

it's all been done before

i'm just doing this for the benefit of those who live with their head in the sand

[DS1]

78. send good thoughts

[sundog]

80. prayers you piece of shit

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. heres a hug for you

:hug:

[sundog]

77. stop being so nice

this thread is a celebration of dysfunction :bounce:

[Cannikin]

75. I'm sorry things arent great for ya right now.

And I'm sorry it took me so long to get you a hug!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[sundog]

79. oh things are good

the whole set up was a lie :hi:

[Miss Marmelstein]

82. A lie!!!???

Doggy you are a horrible person. Stealing hugs from your fellow DUers when you don't need them is just plain wrong. :spank:

Besides, I'm the one who needs hugs. My husband is NEVER coming home again and I'm not happy. :cry:

But, I'll still give you a hug for old times sake. :hug:

[kitkatrose]

83. Awwww, poor baby.

Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?
























;)

[bridgit]

84. sundog...

:hug:

[bliss_eternal]

85. Awwwwwww----poor sundog...

:hug: :pals: :hug: :pals: :hug: :pals: :hug: :pals: :hug: :pals:

Does that help at all? I hope so!

:hi:

[Elidor]

86. Buck up little camper! Life is good!

Every time you post, I imagine you as having your own backing band playing your theme music everywhere you go. You know, like King Arthur in the Holy Grail. It's Air, and everywhere you go, every time you post, they play "Sexy Boy." One night I clicked on a thread at random at the moment that song came on, and died laughing when I saw it was you who had posted it. Admit it: you hear it too. It's your theme song.

I hope you won't take this as an invitation to exchange bodily fluids.

[AussieDave]

87. Even though I know this is a bogus cry for help, here's a hug anyway

and get your hand off my ass

[Floogeldy]

88. I'm too homophobic to give you a hug.

Have a good one, though.

;)