Could someone please shove a steel pipe through my ribs?

[Floogeldy]

:silly:

[HEyHEY]

1. Can I hit you over the head with it a few times first?

[djeseru]

4. Side note: what sort of cartoon sound...

...would that make?

Just wondering...

[HEyHEY]

8. Hmm, maybe a "boing"

[Floogeldy]

5. It would be greatly appreciated.

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Now why on earth would I want to do such an awful thing......

to my very dear Floog?

Silly boy!


:loveya:

[Floogeldy]

6. Well, at least slap me, or something.

I love it when women pay attention to me.

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. OK, I understand your loving it when women pay attention to you......

But does it have to be painful?

I mean, I can think of a lot of ways to pay attention that don't *um* hurt.....:blush:

[Floogeldy]

15. Woot woot!

:bounce:

[Ptah]

3. Again? n/t

[Floogeldy]

10. Don't make me beg you.

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[Ptah]

14. OK

'wipes, rinses, wipes steel pipe'

And he swings.

:spank:

[AVulgarianHue]

7. If you want your ribs crushed...

will give you a bear hug.

:silly:

[Floogeldy]

12. That would be awesome!

Thanks.

;)

[Az]

11. Oddly enough just watched a movie the other day

that had someone wind up with a steel pipe through the chest. SciFi based on a Japanese manga called Alive. Actually a pretty good movie.

[Floogeldy]

13. That's right up my alley

Thanks for the tip.

:)

[hickman1937]

16. Sorry don't have the upper body strength.

Would a shiv do?

[Floogeldy]

17. I'd let ya get a running start.

;)

[hickman1937]

18. I've tried that, still doesn't work.

When you gotta stop half way for a smoke, you loose momentum. How bout 2 shiv's( one for each hand) and nothing below the waist?
do I get extra credit for DU spelling?

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. I can't do that, but I can put a stoat through your head