Don't crush that dwarf,__________________

[Ptah]

:wtf:

:silly:

:hippie:

[CanuckAmok]

1. Holy Mudhead, mackarel! Morescience High...it's disappeared!

n/t

[Ptah]

2. Nick Danger, Third eye.

Regnad Kcin.

[regnaD kciN]

26. You called?

(Hopefully not to order a pizza to go, no anchovies...)

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Porgy Tirebiter

He's a spy and a girl dee-ligh-ter
Orgy Firefighter
He's a student like you

If you're looking for a captain of the ringball team
You can bet he won't be there
You'll find him pop-popping off at Pop's Sodium Shoppe
Trailing a Red with red hair
(Shooby doo waaaa)

Porgy Tirebiter
Just a student like you
(Like me?)
Just a student like you
(Stop singing and finish your homework!)
Just a student like you...oooooo

Whew! Defoliating a Victory Garden certainly does work up an appetite!

[Ptah]

4. I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Guess your disease.


bzzzzz

[CanuckAmok]

5. Quit calling me Fred, my name's Adolph.

"That son of mine..."

"He's not your son, Fred."

"Stop torturing me, Ethyl."

[Ptah]

6. I'll have a pizza to go,

no anchovies.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Isn't that bridge built yet?

[Ptah]

8. Meet me at the old Same Place. n/t

[Floogeldy]

9. How can you be two places at once, when you're not anywhere at all?

:)

[Ptah]

11. Ask the cop on your roof

Ask the cop at your door.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. It's ban pretty clear dat your coffee don' got Zest Appeal

Ersatz Brothers Coffee — the Real One! Look for the can in the plain brown can!

Paid for by the Tirebiter for Political Solutions Committee, Sector R.

[mcscajun]

12. I'll take "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once...

...When You're Not Anywhere At All"

“Antelope Freeway, 1 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/32 mile.”
“Antelope Freeway, 1/64 mile.”

[Ptah]

18. Wait a minute;

didn't I say that on the other side of
this record?" THAT's how you can be in two places at once!

[steely]

13. Oh no, it's the cocaine helicopter - cough cough

Help Police!
Help Police!
Help, it's the Police!

[henslee]

14. I remember a similar DU Firsign theatre moment about two yrs ago.

[Ptah]

15. Goodwin!!!

you said firesign.

:bounce:

[dannofoot]

16. "I know..."

"...Let's stand him on his head!

Oh, he's no fun, he fell right over."

Or...

"Doctor, I think he's caught it, give him something for his cough!

Alright, here's a quarter...

That's not much!

Not much of a cough..."

[Ptah]

17. I'm waiting for the electrician,

or someone like him.
:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It's just this little chromium switch here

[6000eliot]

20. "Look at your car!"

"It's screaming 'Wash me please!'"

[mcscajun]

21. So, is there a rehab center for folks like us?

:)

It's a pretty small group, rates shouldn't be a problem.

[kwassa]

22. Nick Danger, Third Eye

I used to have these albums MEMORIZED.

[kwassa]

23. Papoon for President! Not Insane!

you got me started, now.

[blindpig]

25. Papoon Papoon for President!

There is no one to blame.
Papoon for our chief President.
You know he's Not Insane!
Not Insane!

Had a T-shirt made up once, said Not Insane on the front and Not Responsible on the back.

[regnaD kciN]

27. The dog is NOT for sale...

Not since Ralph was arrested can I offer you a Demon at these sensational low prices!

[stlsaxman]

24. "Everything You Know Is Wrong!"

Dogs flew spaceships!
The Aztec invented the vacation!
Our forefathers took drugs!
Your brain is not the boss-

yes- that's right-

Everything you know is WRONG!



Whatever happened to that album... not available on iTunes, or I'd buy it in a second!

been about 20 years since I heard it.

[Kashka-Kat]

28. hey man you broke the president!

[dxstone]

29. This Electrician is in more danger than he suspects!

You see, Flotsam, each time he uses the Tube, he is drawn closer, ever closer... into the juicy jaws of fate!