Crap! I can't post on the Internet right now! My computer is down -

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm doing this manually with a typewriter right now, since my Internet is down.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Manual typewriter? Ooooohh...Mr. Fancy...

I'm posting using smoke signals.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I'm sorry, I meant chiseling on rocks.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oooh...check out Mr. Bronze Age...

I'm painting on cave walls.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Oh, look at the high and mighty Homo Sapien

I haven't even evolved arms yet.

[GOPisEvil]

6. I am an amoeba

Granted, a smart one...but still.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I haven't even formed as a protein yet, you insufferable snooty bastard

[GOPisEvil]

8. My molecules are scattered around the universe awaiting the big bang.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. At least you have molecules

I haven't even formed quarks yet.

[GOPisEvil]

10. I'm not even a twinkle in God's eye.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I'm still waiting for God

[GOPisEvil]

13. Whoa...now that's deep.

I have to call Pat Robertson for guidance.

[no name no slogan]

14. ....

:spray:

Best thread of the night!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. I've been laughing my ass off.

That Rabrrrrrr...

If you REALLY want to laugh: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4187595

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. No, for real laughs ya gotta go here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4166295

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. No, for real laughs ya gotta go here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4166295

[AtomicKitten]

12. Aren't we all?

[hickman1937]

4. I'm shouting out my back door.

Right at the cable.

[hickman1937]

19. I don't think its working.

No one can hear me? Fine, I'm off to study Le Pantomaine. Communication at it's best.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Now I heard ya - it just takes a while for it move through

since you aren't using electrons.

[Zuni]

16. I am nominating this thread

too funny

[Elidor]

21. I can't hear you - my monitor is broken.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. I'm still using telex - I've never even had a monitor

Makes surfing for a porn a slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow process, but I was never into new technology. When the oscilloscope came out, i knew that was the end of humanity.

[Elidor]

23. Telex?!? The only porn I've ever seen was in BRAILLE!!!

Some bastards have all the luck.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Braille?! You lucky bastard! All I have is drumming!

[GOPisEvil]

25. All I have is a gravelly voiced old man describing the porn to me.

Oh, and he drools a lot, too.

[Elidor]

26. It's not that great. My fingers hurt a lot.

Speed blisters.

[El Fuego]

27. Is this one of those paradox thingies?

[sleipnir]

28. I hope this finds you, BY WAY OF MESSENGER PIGEON.

Fly baby, fly...!










WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[NNadir]

29. Like whoa, man, that is like, so cool, like you must be some kind of um

wizard or something, like...like...like...hey wait a minute...is this like a joke?