Ladies & Gentlemen - We FIRST Brought You Cat-Man... Now... LIZARD-MAN

[matcom]

MatcomNews is pleased to report - ( :eyes: )

[matcom]

1. no love for lizard-man?

:cry:

[southlandshari]

5. I've been trying to think of a comment

about that tongue that wouldn't pave the way to a lock on this very interesting thread, darlin'!

[flvegan]

2. I bet that there will come a day

when he regrets some of that. The teeth...the tongue...possibly a meeting of the two. Ouch.

[hippywife]

3. Ummm...

what line of work do you suppose he is in?

[flvegan]

With a forked tongue? Politics.

[jmowreader]

23. I don't "suppose." I know this guy.

Eric Sprague was one of the original performers on the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow. He's still a sideshow artist, but he freelances. He's also one of the nicest guys around.

Eric "Amago" Sprague has been called "one of the single most complete sideshow entertainers in history." And he's in heavy demand to perform at rock festivals, biker rallies and tattoo conventions.

[SoCalDem]

4. Gee I bet his folks are so proud.. He should enlist

He would scare the insurgents away :)

[SOteric]

6. Now ~that's~ a Lounge Lizard.

[matcom]

7. or, a fucking WIERD FREAK of a human!

i'm just sayin'

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. It's not easy being green.

:shrug: :bounce: :shrug:

[SOteric]

10. You say that

like you think they're mutually exclusive.


I'm just sayin'

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Did his medical insurance pay for all of this crap????

:puke:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

11. Alright!

:popcorn:

[flamingyouth]

12. I was on a plane with him from Houston to Austin once.

This young woman came up to him and asked him some questions about his modifications. She was very polite and he was a complete dick to her. I felt like saying, "Dude, you walk around looking like the fucking Creature from the Black Lagoon, some people *might* approach you about it." At least she was nice to him. :eyes:

[bleedingheart]

13. I have to agree with you...

if you do something like that, you have to expect someone is going to ask you about it...why not be nice.

Granted I think he is crazier than a shit house rat but then that is me...

[XemaSab]

14. That

f***'in nasty...

I'm just sayin'.

[ragin_acadian]

15. i know the DU intolerance police are probably going to give

me a ticket for this......but:





WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED LOSER!

seriously. invasion iraq. global warming. depleted uranium.......and more things wrong with this world than can be listed in general discussion......and this dickwad treats himself to 400 hours of tattooing?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. What a dick.

have fun when you're 80, dick, if you live that long.

[matcom]

17. this needs a kicky

:kick:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Wow! Bet he is popular with the ladies...

not.

What a complete and total freakzoid.

[LaurenG]

19. It doesn't look like his tongue works right anymore.

Do you think he can still lick an ice cream cone? :shrug:

[NV Whino]

20. Okay, I get

the forked tongue, the pointy teeth, the tatts, the brow implants, but what's with the pegged ears. I don't know any lizards with pegged ears.

[jmm]

21. That's the hairiest reptile I've ever seen

He'll need to wax all that man fur off of his chest before the transformation is complete.

[Patiod]

25. My thoughts exactly

Tatoos, piercings, split tongue, but he can't even shave his chest?

[matcom]

22. for the monday crew

:bounce:

[MN ChimpH8R]

24. I don't even want to think about the psychopathologies

going on inside that head. :scared: :yoiks:

[Texasgal]

26. Oh, yeah...I've seen this guy!

Wonder if he will be able to get a job?

:popcorn: MUNCH!