Arrest me, I broke Murphy's law.

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There I was, tired from watching the Big Lebowski on DVD last night. I staggered to bed, flagrantly violating the "law" by leaving the dipping sauce and the empty faux-oriental plastic tray from my tofu spring roles on the edge of my coffee table. But fortune was with me. My cat licked the container off the table, where it flipped upside down, and landed inside the little plastic tray. Gooey sauce filled on corner of the tray to the very rim, but miraculously, not a drop soiled my carpet.

I fought the law, and the law lost. I fought the law and the...

But later my cat coughed up a huge hairball. The law over averages sometimes works with Murphy.