If you're destroying Christmas, here's your yard decoration

[jmowreader]

My store has acrylic polar bears and various kinds of reindeer for outdoor display.

Get one reindeer and about six polar bears.

Lay the reindeer on its side. Then put the polar bears in a ring around the reindeer.

[hickman1937]

1. Oh my God!

:rofl: :applause:

[DainBramaged]

2. OMG THAT'S GREAT, it will feck their brains up

watch their heads explode

[yellowdogintexas]

3. some strategically placed red strings of lights would add to that

doncha think?

[Gormy Cuss]

4. That's just sick.

Do I really need six bears, or would 4 do the trick? I'm on a budget.


:rofl:

[jmowreader]

10. Just a couple would do it

[Metta]

5. Santa and toilet seats on the roof.

There's a guy in Butler, north of Pittsburgh, who had a display that caused quite a stir in the conservative corner of the state. He either had Santa sitting on a toilet driving a team of reindeer or he had him driving a team of toilets. I don't remember. All on his roof. He kept it up dispite flak from his neighbors. Can't make fun of Santa/ Jesus/ Xmas, I guess.

[China_cat]

18. I'll have to ask my sister

if she knows about this. She could get me all the dirt. (Lives in Harmony which is near Butler)

[Metta]

19. Great! Let me know.

:~~>

[China_cat]

21. She said she hadn't heard about it

but she's going to ask around and keep an eye out. If it happens this year, she'll try to get pictures for me.

[Metta]

22. Great. I hope you'll remember to post about it here.

:~~>

[jmm]

6. Last year there was a house near me that had

a giant air filled Rudolph sitting next to Santa on the roof. Only as Christmas passed and they were to lazy to take them down the air deflated so for awhile Rudolph's head was in Santa's lap.

[MountainLaurel]

8. A similar one

That an online pal posted a photo of was a Halloween air-filled thingy where the black cat sort of had his front paws on the top of a jack o'lantern and was standing behind. It looked like he was humpin' the punkin'. At least jack had a smile.

:evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

11. One of our phone center guys is going to make a little alteration

He's going to get two reindeer and pose them so one has its front feet on the back of the other one.

[tanyev]

7. So bad. So funny.

"Mommy, what are those bears doing to Rudolph?"

:spank:

[CatholicEdHead]

9. I guess you have to send it to John Gibson

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5146115

;)

[Initech]

12. Great idea! You also need to add a few things they have at Costco:

1. The over-sized gigantic Santa snow globe that can be easily visible from space.

2. The gigantic, robotic singing Santa.

3. One of those inflatable flapping arms air-tube guys.

[In_The_Wind]

13. I like to Keep It Sweetly Simple!

[MN ChimpH8R]

14. That's perhaps the funniest thing

I've read on the internets.

OMG!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ComerPerro]

15. Saltine crackers, and water. That's what almost sprayed onto my monitor

Damn you.

That was funny as hell.

That's too good NOT to try.

[Fox Mulder]

16. Instead of the reindeer, how about Santa?

:evilgrin:

[mongo]

17. We decorate the tree at the store

with penis pencil toppers, condoms, and lube samples.

[DanCa]

20. Please dont take my Festivus pole away :D JK