Let me get this straight. Okay. Jesus is the son of God?

[Floogeldy]

Okay, okay.

Just trying to figure out how the fuck that happened. Heh heh. Cool. ;)

[Arugula Latte]

1. Don't think too much.

When you do, religion falls apart rather quickly.

[Floogeldy]

2. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

But then you ignore the "faith" part.

:)

[WindRavenX]

3. i have faith in what i can see

I have faith that my cells are replicating even now...I have faith in life =)

then again, I am a heathen scientist, sooo....

[DanCa]

5. I am not lazy I am very busy on a molecular level (nt) :D

[WindRavenX]

6. LOL

DAMN YOU ENTROPY

[KitchenWitch]

14. I am suffering an excess of Enthalpy at the moment!

[radwriter0555]

4. and his married *cough* mother was a VIRGIN you know!

Or was she just another one of those sex crazed unwed teenage virgin mothers?

*scratched head*

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Possibly the most painful childbirth ever...

I'm just saying. . .

ouch.

:shrug:

[noahmijo]

8. You are obviously very uneducated let me enlighten you

Jesus was born the second son of God (The first one decided "fuck this shit I'm not dying for the sins of a pack of pinheads I never even met!") so the first son "Schloma" packed up and moved to Florida where he misled the Jewish people in a major election but that's another story.

Okay so the second son of God "Jesus" was born in Texas by all white all American parents who had Mexican neighbors who told them that they thought the name "Jesus" would sound cool.

Jesus then proceeded to tell the people that they must hate gays, people of any color other than a bleach like beige, and they must all shop at Wal-Mart especially at Christmas time because we all know nothin honors the birthday of Jesus like a singing fish and a copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for your 7 year old. (Note Jesus demands you blame the video game company for why your 7 year old will later turn into a 35 year old inmate of Fulsome) Also it's your fault too for not putting in more than a $20 bill in the collection plate.



(I am so going to hell for this bit)

Anyone care to add?

[AmyDeLune]

9. but, but, what about the "Cheesemakers"?

I'm pretty sure there was something about cheese in the Bible, or maybe it was a shoe...*wanders off*

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Oh, okay. I'll join you in Hell. I was headed there anyway.

Even though Jesus himself was a lifelong practicing Jew and told all of his followers to be just like him in order to get to Heaven, after Jesus died, oddly enough his followers turned away from Judaism and started a new religion based on worshipping Jesus instead.


(Next...)

[noahmijo]

11. That's commie bs Jesus was an armed mountain man

who gave speeches at Aryan Nations.

See when they say he spoke Arameic they mean to say he spoke "American"

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Perhaps you are mistaken and thinking of his half-twin," Jeebus".

[Peter Frank]

13. If Every American Were Like Christ...

...the so called "Christian Right," we wouldn't have a bungling fundamentalist regime controlling the direction of our country.

[Heidi]

15. I agree. I think some of the snarkiness in this thread is

misplaced.

[KitchenWitch]

16. What're you talking about

I am always aware of where my snark is!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

18. You're a bad girl.

Here, have some handheld pie. It's a sacrament where I grew up.

[KitchenWitch]

19. I have been waiting for you to give me a handheld pie!

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

20. See what happens when ya have a little faith?

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Hey Floo. Did you know that some Mormons believe that Jesus

and Satan were brothers?