I am going through Bovine Withdrawal

[KitchenWitch]

CG can you help?

[knowbody0]

1. saute some mushrooms

worked for me. season like you would a steak, serve with vegies.

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Here darlin' KW!

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/NDSALcow.html

Salem Sue - World's Largest Cow

Today, New Salem is cow crazy. Its high school sports teams are named the Holsteins. And overlooking the interstate, on the only hill visible for many many miles, is New Salem's pride: Salem Sue, the World's Largest Cow.

She is the largest of North Dakota's large animals: bigger than the bull in Pettibone, the buffalo in Jamestown, the turtle in Bottineau, the other turtle in Dunseith, the walleye in Garrison. You can see her mighty silhouette from neighboring counties on a clear day: a goddess of dairy, ready to be worshipped. A steady stream of interstate pilgrims pull off of the highway and make the slow drive up the steep, narrow, twisting gravel road to the summit. A sign encourages everyone to drop a dollar into a milk can, thoughtfully provided, to help pay for Sue's maintenance.

Sue was built in 1974 for $40,000 put up by the New Salem Lions Club, and, thanks to dairy subsidies, by you (or your parents), too. Her stats are impressive: 38 feet high, 50 feet long, six tons of reinforced fiberglass, so big she had to be built in three sections to get her up the hill. The dollars from the milk can have been put to good use; Sue is taut and shiny, in excellent shape.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Whooooo yah!

I can even drive there!

:woohoo:

[Heidi]

4. What you need

is a yak.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Oooooh baby!

Yeah!

:party:

[liberaltrucker]

6. Get your rear-end down to the store

and get a HUMONGAS Porterhouse. Grill medium-rare. Withdrawal over:) edited for spelling.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. .....

[Scoots]

8. Here you go....

tapolis.com/elmooincowbl.html