Lets do the Twelve Days of Fitzmas!

[boston bean]

I'm not that witty, but I am sure there are many here that can make a good tune!

[Sperk]

1. On the first day of Fitzmas, by true love gave to me....

an empaneled grand jury...

[boston bean]

3. On the second day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me

A squealing Robert Novak!

[wtbymark]

2. On the 1st day of Fitzmas

my prosecuter gave to me - Bush hanging from a tree!


On the 2nd......... - 2 indicted cabinet members, and Bush hanging from a tree!

(remember ya gotta work backwards so you always repeat - Bush hanging froma a tree hahahaahaha)

[havocmom]

4. On the third day of Fitzmas

the White House gave to me
three terra threats

[hang a left]

5. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

four canaries

[applegrove]

6. 1. A canary in an Aspen Tree

2. Two Clearing Myrtle Gloves
3. Three French Vacations
4. Four Wailing Turds
5. Five Apron Stringers (mommy replacements)
6. Six (Press) release a-laying
7. Seven Cons a-glibbing
8. Eight Aides a- bilking
9. Nine Hades (was) a-dancing
10.Ten boards a-reaping
11. Eleven Scribers typing
12. Twelve(million) Freepers bleating

[hang a left]

9. ..........

12 perps a walking
11 neos shackled
10 pundits spinning
9 repubs crying
8 freepers screaming
7 thousand DUer's laughing
6 pardons canceled
5 bottles Cristal
4 red canaries
3 cardiacs
2 Cheney wrists
And a Bush being strung up by a tree

[boston bean]

10. Excellent, thank you!

exactly what I was looking for. I just don't have the wit!:yourock:

[rateyes]

7. On the 5th day of Fitzmas, the prosecutor gave to me....

5 marching frogs.

[lonestarnot]

8. On the seventh day of Christmas, the grand jury gave to me

22 indictments and an end to the war!

[stillcool]

11. On the first day of Fitzmas

the grand jury brought to me... an indictment against Cheney...
on the second day of Fitzmas, my new Saint Patrick gave to me...two co-conspirators...and an indictment against Cheney...
On the third day of Fitzmas, the corporate media said to me...Fitz is a liar, Judy won't be fired, and you can shove that indictment against Cheney
On the fourth day of Fitzmas my senses returned to me with...four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co-conspirators and an indictment against Cheney.
On the fifth day of Fitzmas i almost had to pee, when i heard ,....Five More Indicted!!!.....Four guilty-pleas, three talking- heads, two co-conspirators and an indictment against Cheney.
On the sixth day of Fitzmas my refresh button brought to me...Tom Delay is crying....and Five More Indicted!! !...Four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co-conspirators and an indictment against Cheney.
On the seventh day of Fitzmas, my exhaustion got to me as I read Tweety's given up lying, Tom Delay's crying...and Five More Indicted...four guilty pleas , three talking-heads, two co-conspirators and an indictment against cheney.
On the eight day of Fitzmas i almost couldn't breathe.. because Ledeen is charged with spying, tweety's given up lying, Tom Delay is crying...and Five more Indicted...four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co conspirators....and an indictment against Cheney
On the ninth day of Fitzmas my dear St Patrick's news for me was said...nine officials are singing, Ledeen is charged with spying, tweety's given up lying, Tom Delay is crying...and Five more Indicted...four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co conspirators....and an indictment against Cheney
On the tenth day of Fitzmas it was no surprise to see...ten terror alerts rising, nine officials are singing, Ledeen is charged with spying, tweety's given up lying, Tom Delay is crying...and Five more Indicted...four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co conspirators....and an indictment against Cheney
On the eleventh day of Fitzmas from C-Span what did i see... eleven congressmen quitting, ten terror alerts rising, nine officials singing, Ledeen is charged with spying, tweety's given up lying, Tom Delay is crying...and Five more Indicted...four guilty pleas, three talking-heads, two co conspirators....and an indictment against Cheney
On the twefth day of Fitzmas the world sighed along with me as Bush was charged with treason, eleven congressmen were quitting, ten terror alerts were rising, nine officials were singing, Ledeen was charged with spying, tweety gave up lying, Tom Delay was Crying and Five More were Indicted...Four guilty pleas, three talking heads, two co-conspirators, and an indictment against Cheney.

[boston bean]

12. Good one! That was great! had me roflmao! nt