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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:17 PM
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free wisky. tell a funny story? (I promise this is not a brazillion joke)
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 02:26 PM by Devra
hears one and this actually happend

"the time I got traped in an Isreali bathroom stall"

I spent a week in Isreal in 8th grade. While I was there I found that bathroom stalls in Isreal have doors that come all the way to the floor. At first I thought of it as an a added amount of privacy. It wasn't till I got stuck in one that I came to realize the benifit of american bathroom stalls which leave a good foot of space between the ground an the door.

We were using the facilities at a munitions musem and at the time when the door jammed. I tried and tried but It wouldn't open!

Finally I called Robin to the adviser on the trip and said "Uh Robin I can't get out, the door is stuck" clearly flustered she said "Ok this has never happened to me before, just stay there"

Which was fine with me. I didn't realy have any where to go, that was the problem in the first place.

So Robin came back with one of our body gaurds. He kicked the door and yelled "stand back"

"Ok" I replyed, "But I'm in a bathroom stall so there realy isn't that much room"

He kicked the door again then he jumps over the wall, and got me out.


who else has a funny story?
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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:24 PM
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1. come on.
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 02:28 PM by Devra
someone else must get in bizarre situations too
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:27 PM
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3. I think everyone is still letting your story sink in.
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 02:27 PM by ComerPerro
Crazy stuff...

ON EDIT: and there is no way in hell any story I can think of can follow that.
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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:37 PM
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5. Well that is probably one of the more bizarre situations I got my self into
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 02:40 PM by Devra
(and anyone who knows me would tell you, that's saying something)
there is also the story of how I got my Kerry sign for my dorm (it is allot funnier than it sounds)

the time I fell in Cheese
and the time someone poured soda on my head at the age of 5 or maybe 4.

oh and the time I slept through Sunday.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:53 PM
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6. The time you fell in cheese?
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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:06 PM
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7. yup
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 03:58 PM by Devra
me and my brother were visiting my friends dorm, and they made this salsa con que-so. so I jumped down from her loft bed. clumsily and as I stepped back to steady my self I fell into the bowl of cheese. the cheese got all over my pants and boots. then we went Ice skating (as we had planed). when my dad asked my brother what we did that weekend, Rob said "Karen fell in cheese then we went ice skating."
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 02:27 PM
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4. Funny .......
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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:55 PM
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8. someone else tell a funny story
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 04:09 PM by Devra
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:57 PM
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9. Have you seen the spell check feature?
It works really well.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:00 PM
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10. ....
:spray:
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