I have bubble wrap and Mr. DTBK ain't home yet

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Popping away!!! (He always takes it from me at about seven pops.)

[evlbstrd]

1. Wrap yourself in it

and greet him at the door!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. It's too small. It wouldn't even fit Nicole Richie.

[evlbstrd]

3. Is this a problem?

:evilgrin:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. Tee hee!

[slybacon9]

5. you should put some under the soles of his shoes and in the

back pockets of his pants.

[Canadian Socialist]

6. You need to paint it red

and then have "Stress Reliever" printed on it. Patent it. Sell for a brazillion dollars. Retire.

Thanks to Red Dwarf for this most excellent suggestion.