anal glaucoma

[HawkerHurricane]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today

[bigwillq]

1. Another good one.

Keep them coming. :hi:

[mac56]

2. One of my dad's employees "called in sick" one morning.

Dad said, "You don't sound sick."
Employee replied, "You don't sound like a doctor."

[miss_kitty]

3. a guy goes in to see his doctor

He says, "Doctor, I twisted my ankle hiking."
Doctor says, "Put an ice pack on it."
Guy says, "But Doctor, my cleaning lady says I should use a heating pad for a twisted ankle."
Doctor says, "Hmmm. That's funny. MY cleaning lady says use an ice pack for a twisted ankle."