New toilet seat design just for women

[A HERETIC I AM]

[ZombieNixon]

1. Man's worst nightmare...

:scared:

[eyepaddle]

2. Think that through for just a second.....

any target that never moves is a lot more likely to get hit! ;)

[ZombieNixon]

3. That's right...

so now how am I supposed to mark my territory?!? }(

[Nevernose]

4. Women, you have two choices:

We can leave it up, or we can leave it down. Given those two choices, which do you prefer?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Well now....what would you think?

I mean, guys have to sit down SOMETIMES!

Have you ever sat down on that porcelain edge? It's cold, and narrow!

ICK..... :puke:


So MY answer is: LEAVE THE FUCKER DOWN, IF YOU PLEASE! (given your insistence on one of the two choices)...


:eyes:

[Nevernose]

7. Peggy, there are exceptions to every rule.

My world is just easier if I leave it up, lower when necessary, then raise it up again when I'm done in case I have to go pee in the middle of the night. The final step in this simple formula is simply ignoring all of the complaints.

Besides, most women I know consider it a small victory that the men in their lives aren't pooping on the lawn and wiping their ass with their hands. The cold, hard porcelain edge doesn't bother me that much when I forget to (temporarily) lower it. :D

And to be serious for a second, I have actually considered installing a urinal in my bathroom. Would be an excellent compromise, except then I'd have to pass the cleaning buck onto someone else. I'm willing to scrub one toilet per bathroom a few times a week, but not two.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I thank you, my dear Nevernose....

for your thoughtful and considerate reply......

I think that installing a urinal would be an excellent idea....

Are they that hard to clean? I have NO idea......

:hug:

[KG]

25. a hint for the female population - check to see if the seat is down before

before you sit down. i always do.

[no name no slogan]

28. Screw that, just use the sink

or the tub if you're drunk

[Montauk6]

8. But chances are better that the porcelain edge will be dryer.

What? You want courtesy AND good aim???

:rofl:

[China_cat]

33. Have you ever sat down on that porcelain edge? It's cold, and narrow!

For almost 4 years I had 2 males in the house (one son and one grandson) who didn't know how to put the seat UP. I got so sick of sitting down in piss that I took the toilet seat off completely.

I can handle that edge a hell of a lot better than I can someone else's piss.

[MissMillie]

22. put the seat down, and the lid too

the cat likes to drink from the loo.

[crispini]

27. Exactly. I don't want my cat drinking out of the toilet

and licking me with that mouth. Ew!

[Reciprocity]

6. Glow In the Dark Toilet Seat

[In_The_Wind]

15. ending the need for a night light

brilliant :thumbsup:

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. It strikes me that the chains are positioned wrong.

If you tried to...ahem...spread em, your calves would be against the chains!

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Why do you guys have to stand when you pee anyway?

What's up with that? My friend trained her husband and her boys to sit on the seat, point their dillywappers into the toilet bowl, and pee. Problem solved.

Yep, ladies, that's how we'll do it from now on. I issue this fatwa: Either EVERYBODY stands when they pee, or NO ONE does. Our aim may be a little off, but we will definitely make our point!

[Hardrada]

12. What did she use to train them with?

Electric shocks if they peed wrong? I would be very hard to train otherwise.

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Probably a rolled up newspaper.

No, actually I think it was just guilt and wrath. Powerful weapons, those.

[HughBeaumont]

14. I sit when I urinate all the time.

Only because my urethra has a mind of it's own.

What the hell is a "dillywapper"? It's a PEEEEEENIS. Say it with me now . . . .

[Dangerously Amused]

19. PEEEEEEENIS. PEEEEENIS!

Did I do good?


Hey, proud of you for sitting to pee! What a nice, hygenic bathroom you must have. All the other SOs will be jealous!

[HughBeaumont]

26. More or less because I'm the SO who has to CLEAN it.

So EVERYONE sits, damn it.

:silly:

[wildhorses]

16. dillywappers?

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Yup, dillywappers. Penis is just so "clinical" sounding, you know?

[MissMillie]

24. ding! we have a winner!

have a seat guys. take a load off. relax.

[A HERETIC I AM]

34. If you actually think that is a good idea, you need to see "About Schmidt"

Jack Nicholson. Funny movie. His wife made him do that and early on in the movie, she dies. He takes great joy in peeing standing up in his own home for the first time in decades.

[RedCloud]

13. What's next? Ten foot high urinals?

I mean I can reach it of course,,,

But Jeez...

Man, this goes under cruel and unusual punishment as outlined in the Geneva Convention on War Crime Atrocities.

Be like dad, not like sis
lift the lid when you *iss.

[Ivan Sputnik]

17. Pity the person who has to clean that bowl

t'would be much harder.

[underpants]

20. Someone needs to explain 1.Why do I need to raise the seat and

2. if it is raised do you not look? I can personally tell you that even in altered states I have never NOT ONCE sat down on a toilet without looking....maybe there is just something special about me :eyes:

as for the first one-I don't pee on the seat so why would I need to raise it? BUT if I found a toilet like that I would be spinning around like a crazy. Peeing every damned where.

[LaraMN]

21. And all I'm thinking is "that would be a bitch to clean!"

:P

[Scout]

29. easy rule

everyone puts both the lid and the seat down when finished.

What's so hard about that?

No one wants to see those pubes and pee spatters on the bowl under the seat anyway!

[VelmaD]

31. You are absolutely correct

You should close the lid when you flush so you don't spray germs all over the damn bathroom.

[RetroLounge]

30. That's fine with me.

I'm too damn tired at 3am when I wake up to pee to actually stand up...

RL

[Hardrada]

32. I like the metal troughs some bars have in the men's room.

I wish there was a home version of those. And a space on the wall to write useful numbers on!