Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out...

[Earth_First]

of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

YOU WERE DRUNK!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. To beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[datasuspect]

2. "brain, i hate you and you hate me, but get me through this one thing

and i promise i will get back to killing you with alcohol

[CanuckAmok]

3. "A woman is more like a beer. You can't stop at one, you have to...

..have another woman and another woman....

...so I says 'oh yeah, you want your money well you just come down here and get it because I don't know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna retch! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. Kelly Bundy..

Something like, "When you pour a keg into a shot glass, you lose some stuff."