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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:25 PM
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Oreo cookies...
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:30 PM
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1. Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?
Well, to do it you unscrew it
Very fast
'Cause a kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last

:bounce:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:33 PM
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2. I like the joke, but I just eat the damned things. ;-)
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:36 PM
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3. Don't let my wife know I'm a #1...
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:39 PM
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4. LOL! You're in big trouble now! ;-)
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:44 PM
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5. You forgot #1 & 5 combined, and what happens in such instances
Does that mean I eat small children whole while being in a narcotic stupor? Or does that mean I am in a narcotic stupor and try to avoid little rug rats who try and steal my Oreos?

Or am I just in a stupor, period?
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:57 PM
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9. we're oreo compatible!
I don't have the answers to your questions, but I'm also a #1 and #5 combined. Oreos taste better whole and wet. I prefer milk but coffee is good too.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 12:01 AM
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10. Whole and wet, damn is that why I like 'em so much?
They get drowned and pressed in about 5 seconds from the time they leave the bag, a row at a time each sitting, and trust me I am a medium sized old coot.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 12:42 AM
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13. That's my method, too.
Wanna make a club?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:51 PM
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6. Six!
:scared:
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 12:07 AM
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11. Me too ...
I always knew we were one of a kind ;)
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 12:09 AM
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12. Heh heh.
:blush:
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:53 PM
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7. There's no option of
twisting it apart and then just eating it one cookie at a time, filling intact.

That's how I eat mine...:(
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:54 PM
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8. 8. Just the cookie, not the inside:

You enjoy pain.

Not true.. I just hate the greasy sweet stuff in the middle
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