Why did you make Jesus cry?

[MrScorpio]

You got some 'splainin' to do.

[unsavedtrash]

1. it was the vegetarian chili. I'm so sorry :(

:blush:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I did not mean to put that many habeneros in the enchilada sauce

[In_The_Wind]

3. cause ...

why should I be the only one to cry ...

:shrug:

[KG]

4. not my fault, i voted for Al Gore.

Gore, only Gore! draft Gore! Graft Dore!

[khashka]

5. I didn't make him cry

I made him puke. Sister Mary explained it all to me....

Khash.

[jackelope72]

10. "Do you want Jesus to vomit?"

lol...I directed that play as my Senior Project for my Theatre major in college.

Funny thing was, the town I went to school in was this small, predominantly Catholic town. People either loved the hell out of it, or they hated it and told me I was going to burn in hell.

It didn't help that my Sister Mary Ignatius was played by a man. It absolutely shocked (SHOCKED!) people when he was bouncing the little boy up and down on his knee and tickling him.

[khashka]

13. Oh that's great!

I saw it with Chloris Leachman playing the role. And she rocked!


But your version sounds like more fun :)

Khash.

[khashka]

14. deleted

[Az]

6. Because I am one of the nicest of the damned

Sorry Jesus.

[jandrok]

8. Anyone with a Monkey D. Luffy avatar can't be all that damned.

Good call. One Piece is the shiznit.

[skygazer]

7. I didn't realize he was so sensitive

All I did was suggest a haircut. :shrug:

[jandrok]

9. I lusted in my heart.

Sad, but true.

[Deep13]

11. He's not crying, he's shaking his head in disbelief.

He just heard O'Reilly on the air and cannot believe anyone buys that shit.

[WCGreen]

12. It look more like and Oye Ve... Moment...

[RedCloud]

15. I told Hercules someone was copycatting him Big Time!